September 10th

OMG !! Last night was.... AWESOME!!  Oops, in my last Diary, I forgot to write in some chapters the date : ( BUT WHO CARES 

: ) !!  Last night was AWESOME !! So I have explaining to do... I have a crush and he is Zach Hanesay Henogon. We became good friends this month or best, WEEK but I got something BAD: My ARCH enemy, Jacklin J. Raible Models who sadly STILL is trying to steal Zach away from me !! What I always think in mind when she DARES to is: 

Sorry girlfriend ! But you ain’t dare to STEAL him away from me !! 

Okay, she is NOT my girlfriend but I use it as to make it more uhh, how boys use dude ( not all of them ), my friends and I just use girlfriend ( back to topic: but the GOOD thing is that Zach KNOWS what she is trying to do..... ) oh and btw ( by the way ) my name is Zoe Florence Laine, pleased to meet you :D ! I have a younger sibling called Stacey who she can sometimes be either sweet, cute or ANNOYING ! Strangers tell my Mom that she is SOO cute. I am jealous about that but no way, I DO NOT want to be called " cute " like, I mean by saying: 

                “ I like your dress /jacket /shoes /pants ! ” 

Of course, WHICH thirdteen-and-a-half-year-old wants to be referred as " cute " ???

Answer: NONE ! I BELIEVE that %100 of the teenage boys and girls DO NOT want to be referred as " cute ".

BECAUSE if I am referred as " cute ", I will feel like wanting to DISAPPEAR ! Disappear forever.

 So Mom is Jacklin Laine and Dad is John Florence. The bad thing is that my ARCH NEMESIS is named like that, too ! Gosh ! This totally sucks ! I wish if Mom was named differently. NOT Jane because guess what ?? That is my ARCH NEMISIS’ SECOND name ! So the latest gossip was that there was going to be a Halloween dance. So here is EVERYTHING about that: 

             EVERYTHING ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN DANCE 

In the Halloween dance, there is someone who is known as the 

party-se person. There can ONLY be TWO party-se people. 

Those people have their chart to get only ten or less cleaning groups.       

 The cleaning groups are the people who will be cleaning the party after it. 

The party-se people are who organize WHERE the dance is going to be, HOW is it going to be and they buy the stuff. They are kind of like the leaders. 

The decoration group are only supposed to have ten or less people. 

The party-se people have to tell them HOW to decorate the party and see if it’s okay with them to have it like that. 

I REALLY want to be a party-se person so I signed up. Eeee ! Who am I going to be with : ) ??

September 10th 

 OH... NOOO !! Guess with WHO am I party-se person with ?? MIKAELA BANGINGTON !! Yes, that crazy show-off. Mikaela has CRAZY ideas and she is INSANE, yes and I DO mean INSANE: 

So this morning, I had a meeting with the crazy girl, the cleaning people and the decorators. Mikaela wants it to be with GUNS. Yes, REAL LIFE guns that shoot you and you’re dead. I mean, IS SHE CRAZY ???  I am NOT doing a party that is about SHOOTING people because I mean, I’ll ask the SAME question again: IS SHE CRAZY ??? I refused to do that and so did the others except the crazy girl. She SCREAMED at us like if we were killing her or something. She has a boyfriend and his name is Michael Longon. Michael is also crazy... he side ways ( a black hat with a cap ) but that’s not crazy of course, he also has crazy ideas ( not about the Halloween Dance because he didn’t even Sign In for NOTHING ), he screams in the hallway. How did I know about their relationship ? Well, when I was leaving with Zach on the dance, I saw the crazy couple kissing. Yes, KISSING but I’m not saying that it’s bad or something. Mom texted me saying that she is fine with me going home walking with Zach. Zach had to leave me first because my house is closer and his’ is more farther. Also, Michael uses a black skateboard ( his favorite color is black ) to go to school. His house is thirty minutes away from school because he lives in a condominium that has guards that stay from 1:00 am - 12:00 p.m. . Mikaela lives in the same condominium. It is Condominium Henale.  In that condominium, it has a small park for little kids and also a field. It is grassy and warm in that condominium. And Mikaela lives two houses away from Michael so every Saturday and Sunday( or days with no school )  when they wake up, they go meet in Mikaela’s backyard. The locations can either be.....

- Mikaela’s backyard 

- Michael’s backyard 

- Eat Me or Dare 

- In an apartment store close to the girly tween and teenage store, MacKenzie’s 

And btw, Eat Me or Dare is a restaurant. It can either serve you breakfast, branch, lunch, linner or dinner. For little kids who complain or don’t eat the food, their parents have to pick a dare for them to do. The crazy couple come to eat breakfast together. How do I know ? Well, Zach told me when we walked that he’s frenemies with Michael.... they don’t talk much. He said that Michael told him all of this. So back to the thing of " organizing " the party, I asked Mikaela if instead of guns, we could look for a DJ. She said that is an AWESOME idea and that we NEED a DJ. She also said that she can do the same thing of telling the DJ like she did the other night BUT she CAN’T be the DJ because she is planning to date Michael. I told her the same thing but instead dating Zach. We HAVE to find out a DJ ! 

At lunch, Jackie said that maybe she could be the DJ, she also said that she’s been DJ for already FOUR years ! Ooooh, that’s a lot and then she rudely told me glaring at me: 

“ And Zoe, what are YOU going to be ?? You are a party-se !                

Ugh ! I just WISH if I became a party-se person ! ” 

I answered glaring at her, too:

“ You WISH but guess what ? You’ll NEVER be one ! ”

I hope that she NEVER, EVER becomes one because if she DOES, that will be BAD. So then Mikaela quit being a party-se person after school.    Dianne Yoshmarie, a girl in our class wanted to be a party-se person. Well guess what ? The GOOD news is that Mikaela quitted being a party-se person so YAY !!  My party won’t end up being a MURDER CRAZY party after all : ) !!! 

September 10th 

Brianna Yoshmarie, Dianne’s sister wants to be a party-se person, too ! Gosh ! Now these two sisters are FIGTHING ‘TIL DEATH that they want to be a party-se. So I got in to their fight and said: 

“ Okay ! This is my idea: The entire Middle School will vote for WHCH person will be a party-se person and who wins the vote                 becomes the party-se person. ”

So somehow, this is a Halloween DANCE, not party so WHY ON THE WORLD is it called as a " party-se " ??? Who knows. So the Yoshmarie sisters agreed to my idea BUT the worse part was....

       A Not-So Problem 

Brianna: WELL, Dianne, since you’re one of the BIGGEST dorks of the school and I am one of the BIGGEST divas and also most POPULAR and BEEAAUUTTIIFF- ALL, I ( pointing at herself ) will probably win  ! 

( sticks her tongue at her ) 

Dianne: ( glares at her ) well that doesn’t mean that you might win, GENIUS ! 

that not-so problem was kinda like a normal siblings fight. So you might be wondering.... who will I vote for ? It’s really hard to think between a POPULAR girl aka a diva and the BIGGEST dork at the school......... You know what ? I have decided to vote for Dianne although she’s not popular I mean, poor girl.... she gets bullied, she gets humiliated, she gets teased and so on. So I have decided to vote for like, the BIGGEST dork at this school.... 

Dianne Yoshmarie.                                                                                            

                                                                                                                            We will be told tomorrow who is going to be the other party-se person. I am SOOOOOO excited that I can’t wait to know who is going to be the party-se person : ) !!