One day a man named Richard met a women ,unfortunately for him he was unaware that the nice beautiful women was a witch who had a bad temper to whom ever she fell in love .To every single person she revealed her true colours and killed them, however to this particular man it didn't seem to work this way.

The wich began to grow so deeply in love with him so he left him b .. After tying him up to a boat and ship him off to Africa 

He lived ..

Well let's just say very seasick...