April Fool and the Big Bad Alpha

 

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Chapter 2

It was the night before April Fools, and I sure as hell was not in my bed.

I was actually in the school, yes I broke in.

What? Christian Grey can bring his bitch to a kinky sex room and it's consider politically correct. I think I can break into a school without getting slack from y'all.

So the rundown for tonight.

1. plant seeds on all the school computer keyboards.

2. Fill soap bottles with lubrication jelly

3. Fill the principals office with a bunch of fake rats.

4. Fill the teachers lounge with cups of water.

5. Release 4 pigs through the school with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them. Also will be oiling them, it makes them harder to catch.

That was the list for tonight. I still had some break up letters waiting for me at home and some basket ball team members to prank tomorrow.

This was going to be amazing.

It was going to be legendary.

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School was complete chaos when I arrived on Wednesday morning. First thing I saw was the new principle running around in her skirt chasing piglet number 2. I am pretty sure I saw Mr. Scott watching from afar, not the right skirt to wear to school this morning Mrs. Herbers, just a tad too short.

I knew that catching those pigs would be difficult, the funny bit would come when they weren't able to find piglet number 4. I couldn't wait to see that.

Chuckling as I walked through the doors I headed towards my locker. Dropping my backpack and coat I headed down the hall with a bunch of notes stuck in my pockets. Time to break some people up.

Ten minutes later I posted a couple notes, and texted a couple people from my pay as you go cell phone.

Now all I had to do was wait till the end of the day to break into the boys locker room and steal all of their clothes.

It would be priceless.

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They were still looking for the pig. That dang old stupid pig, the stupid old pig that they didn't even know existed in the first place.

You would think with this prank being all over Facebook they would have figured it out already.

Enough of the pigs, that was all in the past. My final prank of the day was about to take place.

Boys locker room. All of their clothes, gone. And it was going to be on video, for the whole student body to witness tomorrow morning during video announcements.

It was going to be awesome.

Walking down the empty hallway I turned into the boys locker room. Time to get those clothes.

I had been in the locker room for a total of ten minutes when I heard the door bang open.

Shit.

Looking around, panicked, finally I rushed to the showers with a pile of clothes laden in my arms.

"What the hell were you thinking, Troy?"

Troy, Troy, Troy, getting in trouble again, are we?

Troy was the most stupid kid I have ever met, super cocky, super arrogant, and acted as if he owned our school. He never challenged me on my April fools though, those were mine. Although, I was pretty sure the only reason he didn't mess with me, because he was too scared of getting pranked back.

"High? Come on, I expect more from you." I heard a deep voice resonate against the locker room walls.

"Dude, seriously, it was just a little weed. Get over it."

"No, get moving, we are going home, and you're taking the night shift"

"Ugh, whatever." I heard the clapping of feet walking towards the showers and knew there was only one way I could save my plan for the clothes. So as quickly as I could i turned on the shower knob and through the clothes underneath the spray.

"Well, well, well, now what do we have here?" I heard the smug voice of Troy resound the entrance.

I turned my head, and there was troy, in all his sweaty glory, smirking like the world was suddenly in his domain.

What a god forsaken dick.

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Chapter 1

April fools, the day I get to extract my revenge on all those who make fun. I mean sure my name is April Fool, but that doesn't mean i should be the main target on the first of April.

That is all in the past, now people don't try to get me, I get them. I am the queen of pranks and everybody knows it, if you pull one on April Fool you are sure to get it back twice as bad the next year, you will scarred for the rest of your life.

I am a legend.

In the years of my pranking I broke up six couples, got suspended twice, and had the jock of our school run butt naked through the halls for a whole fifteen minutes (unfortunately his little man was actually little, despite what he told everyone else).

This was the biggest year of all though, I had to pull something hugely amazing off. I had to leave a mark on this school. And if that meant getting expelled that would be what it takes.

See I am moving away this summer, and if I was going to leave a mark, it had to be this year. I had to uphold my title.

After all, my name is April Fool.

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