Tablo | Read 'the' by Audrey H

That Was Suuuuuper Weird

Once upon a time in a land far away- OUR LAND IS NOT VERY FAR AWAY AND THIS IS NOT A FAIRY TALE!!!!!! Okay, okay, BZZZUPPP! Thank you.

(P.S This book is realllllly boring.) So, one day (on one random boring day) these three really (I don’t know why I said really) girls were…

Sitting, at their desks, at… SCHOOL! Don! Don! Don! (Don) Now, do you think this is boring? Cross out the word yes if you think so. (YES/NO) Okay, now… I will start the boring story. Three girls named Audrey, Kira and Abby, were sitting on their boring desks. And Audrey didn’t know how to glue her papers so she asked Kira for assistance. And the next thing ya know, Abby needs help too. So then Kira walked over to both of their boring desks and helped them. The teacher was saying some boring words. “This is the angle it’s supposed to blah at blah blah etc.” He said. After school, they all had the weiiiiiiirdest play date at Audrey’s house ever. They were all sitting on the living room (really comfy!) couch. “What cool thing should we do today?” Audrey asked. Abby shrugged. “Dunno.” “What about we create a squad!” Kira suggested.” Then they all got into a weird argument about what the name should be. “The Spanking Squad!” Audrey yelled, her voice louder than Kira’s and Abby’s.

“The Kick Squad!” Abby shouted, (That’s a boring name…) also making her voice louder than the others. “No! The Bolt Squad!!!” Kira blurted out loudly. “Fine…” Sighed Audrey and Abby. On Wednesday, at a play date at Kira’s house, Kira was showing Audrey and Abby the costumes for the squad. “How do you guys like the new outfits I got for the squad? The shoes are in my room.” She asked. “Wow! We would look like ninjas in those!” Exclaimed Audrey. “OOOOOOOH! COOL! I like them!” Abby exclaimed. “Let’s try them on!” Abby suggested cheerfully. CHANGE!!!!!! BOOM SHACKA-LACKA!!!!

When they got back from Kira’s room to change, where there was a mirror, “Wow! You look so pretty without a ponytail Kira!” Audrey pointed out. “Yeah you do! Why don’t you do this every day?” Suggested Abby. “Don’t say that again or else I’ll kill you.” Growled Kira. “Oh really!” said Abby sarcastically. “No, actually.” said Kira. The next day, at school, Kira, Audrey and Abby heard something weird, coming from east. “Gurgle, Gung, Gurgle!” Apparently, no one else heard. So after school, in the schoolyard, they asked their nanny’s if they could play together in the schoolyard. So, they walked east in the schoolyard. “This is soooooooo cool! It’s like we’re actually on an adventure!!!” Audrey exclaimed. “I know! Let’s keep going east.” Abby agreed. So they kept going east, and eventually became bored. “Groan…” They groaned. And then, when they were about to give up on the weird adventure, they saw a weird thingy. As they approached it, they realized it was A… Creepy doll stuffy. “Sigh…” They sighed. “Umm, do you know what I just realized?” Asked Kira. “Nope.” Replied Audrey and Abby. “We’re actually umm, going west…” “WHAT!!!” Audrey blurted out. “It was your idea to go in the first place!” Shouted Abby. “Oh…” Said Audrey awkwardly. So they walked (Kira jogged) west and then finally, (which felt like a million years) they found a hole with gooey lava next to it. The hole had to lead somewhere. “Umm… what now?” Asked Audrey awkwardly. “Now, we, uh… put the slime icky stuff in my umm… snack container!” Kira finished shuffling awkwardly. “Okay…” Audrey and Abby shrugged. “Umm, then, tomorrow, we uh have a play date and investigate it…” She was now itching weirdly. Then Audrey and Abby looked at her in a “is that all?” Face. “Oh, ummm… we go to our homes - right now… um.” “Umm…” Audrey kept muttering as they walked to their nannies. Kira was clutching her container with the thingy magigy slime in it. Then they all separated into their homes.

The next day, after school:

“So, what about we go to your room and – see the thingy slime magigy?” Suggested Audrey. “K.” Abby agreed. As she and Kira started climbing the stairs. Audrey hurried after them. Abby could tell Kira thought the thingy slime was gross, but, sometimes ya gotta deal with things yo. As they climbed the stairs, Audrey realized Kira’s tummy was rumbling. “Hey, Kira?” She said peering at Kira, still at the corner of her eye, eyeing Abby. “Yeah?” She replied. “Want me to get some snacks?” “No thanks I’m fine.” When they got to Abby’s room and locked the door, Kira took out the container, which had the thingy slime from her pocket. “Uhhh…” She paused. “What?” Asked Abby. “Do you have a desk?” “Yup.” answered Abby as she pulled a rather small desk. “Ok…” Said Kira as Abby pulled the desk in front of her. “Uhhh… what now?” asked Audrey. “Now, we umm… sniff it…” suggested Kira, slightly awkwardly. “Umm… about that… I have a better idea which doesn’t involve being poisoned like your idea." Abby joked wryly, putting her hands on her hips. "How about we take all of this to the police or some trusted authority?" Audrey and Kira stared at her in shock. "NO WAY!!!" they both yelled, completely in sync.

Abby held up her hands in retreat. "Ok, ok, just an idea." she grumbled. "I have an idea!" Audrey exclaimed. "We need to find more information, so let's go back to that magma slime!" Kira grumbled a bit, but Abby smiled. "That sounds right." Kira pursed her lips, but nodded reluctantly. Still, she grabbed the slime. Abby raised her hand to stop her, but Kira sniffed it anyways. She wrinkled her nose, but then smiled cheerfully at the to gawping girls. "Not poisoned!" she said, grinning.

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