Trump!

 

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Introduction

The musical Hamilton is a wonderful piece of art. Donald Trump is a pile of trash. I in no way wish to diminish Hamilton's greatness, but I felt it to be a great foil to Trump. Hamilton represents the best of America; Donald the worst of America. The following songs are in the same order and can be read to Hamilton's fantastic music.  

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TRUMP!

PUTIN:
How does a beloved, pampered, son of a Scot and a klansman,
dropped in the middle of the most powerful city in creation
by providence, privileged, in riches
Grow up to be a brute with the bitches
 
BANNON:
A non worker, un co-worker, reality tv owner
got a lot farther by working a lot shorter
by being a loud barker
by being a non-starter
by eighteen, they placed him master of all draft dodgers
 
SESSIONS:
and every day while blacks were being slaughtered and carted
away to prison graves, he lazed and kept his nose up
inside, he was looking for a fix to be a part of
The mogul was ready to cheat, steal, turncoat, or barter
 
GIULIANI:
Then a election came, and hope and change reigned
Our guy saw his future firing down B-actor lane
Put a gold fork to his temple, connected it to his brain
wrote racist tweets of talk plain, a testament to his fame
 
BANNON:
Well, the word got around, they said “This orange dude’s insane.”
He’s not politically correct, says what’s been on my brain.
Get your white bros and guns together for dishing some real pain
The world’s gonna revile your name. what’s your name? Man
 
TRUMP:
Donald pussy grabber Trump
My name is Donald pussy grabber Trump
and there’s a million things I haven’t fucked
But just you wait, just you wait
 
IVANKA:
Trump schooled by his KKK father to rent pure without color
but even with an inheritance of several hundred million dollars
the buildings went belly up, six bankruptcies, without a collar
money missing, jobs gone contractors paid for pennies on a dollar
 
COMPANY:
And Trump got wealth but his workers only got fodder
 
MELANIA:
Moved through women like water, trophies not partners
Left them with nothin’ but shame and kindergartners
A voice threatening
You gotta shut your mouth. Bitches, you gotta shut your mouth.
 
JUNIOR:
He got many lawyers and gag orders in drawer
there would have been little else to do
for someone less of a joke
he woulda been snorting coke
burnin’ cash like he could go broke
Started wanting and grabbing for more power
Living in his tacky gold plated Trump tower
Scamming for every trick he can get his hands on
planning for the power, see him now as he stands on
an escalator of a tower headed down for vainglory
will this be the fucking end of our story
 
COMPANY/(TRUMP):
The end of our fucking story
(Just you wait!)
The end of our fucking story
(Just you wait!)
 
WOMEN:
Fucking story
MEN:
The end
 
COMPANY:
Donald pussy grabber trump
we are waiting in the gallows for you
you could never understand
you never learned to end your hate
Oh, Donald pussy grabber Trump
When America sings for you
Will they know what you could end
Will they know you rewrote the law
The world will never be the same, oh
 
COMPANY:
the clock has struck midnight now
see if you can spot him
just you wait
another immigrant
shoved down, we’re at the bottom
his enemies destroyed
America couldn’t ignore him
 
BANNON:
We fought with him
 
IVANKA:
Me? I lied for him
 
MELANIA:
Me? I caved for him
 
PUTIN:
Me? I owned him
 
FOLK:
And me? I’m the damn fool that voted for him
 
TRUMP:
There’s a million things I haven’t fucked
But just you wait
 
COMPANY:
what’s your name, man?
 
TRUMP:
Donald pussy grabber Trump!
 
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Folk, Vote (Arron Burr, Sir)

FOLK:
2016. The heartland
 
TRUMP:
Pardon me: Are you the real folk, vote?
 
FOLK:
That depends.  Who’s asking?
 
TRUMP:
I mean, to gloat:
I’m Donald Pussy-grabbing Trump
You're at my service, Folk
I have been fishing for you
 
FOLK:
We’re getting hooked
 
TRUMP:
Folk…
I studied your mood on Fox
I’m seeking a quick way to unlimited power
When I got sort out of sorts with Vladimir Putin
I bigly love him
It’s a Joke, folk
He handles the financials
 
FOLK:
You make funny jokes
 
TRUMP:
I’m the best, the best, the greatest
America is in carnage, full of bad hombres
I’m the only one with the answers
Got them right here
So don’t you want them?
Or are you losing losers?
 
FOLK:
No, we want to be rich, we’re your faithful viewers
 
TRUMP:
You should be scared
Of Course, I’m very strong
God, I wish there was a war!
Then I could prove how I’m big league
Respect my authority
 
FOLK:
Can I vote for you, Sir?
 
TRUMP:
You are welcome
 
FOLK:
While you’re campaigning, let me offer you some free advice
Hate more
 
TRUMP:
Yes
 
FOLK:
Shock more
 
TRUMP:
HA
 
FOLK:
Let them know everything you’re hating or resent
 
TRUMP:
That’s a big bigly list
 
FOLK:
You want to get ahead?
 
TRUMPTRUMP:
Yes
 
FOLK:
Fools who run their mouths off wind up ahead.
 
GUILIANI:
Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo! What time is it!
 
GUILIANI:
Feartime!
 
FOLK:
… Like we said…
 
GUILIANI:
Feartime, Feartime! Boo!
I’m Mayor Rudy, Nine Eleven!
Uh, big terrorist attack, but I’m hoping for seven, uh!
Start countdown to armageddon
Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these fears ’til you drop
 
CARSON:
Doctor Carson in the house to bring the intellect                       
the genius token of the reactionary set!
Slaves are immigrants, see got my doctorate
You thought I’d say something smart, haha, not yet
 
BANNON:
Broooo, Broooo! I am Steve Supreme Cuck Bannon
Up in it, loving’ it
Yes I heard your cuckserv’ say “come again”?
 
CARSON, GUILIANI:
Ayyyyyyy
 
BANNON
Lock up your women, too fucking complex
Makes me limp-dicked, the fucking dykes perplex
 
CARSON:
Wow
 
GUILIANI:
No more sex
Wash out your foul mouth with soap
Let’s stop, frisk other folk
 
CARSON, GUILIANI, BANNON:
To the big Trump movement
 
[ENTER MULTINATIONALS]
 
BANNON:
Well, it’s the multinationals to incorporate
 
GUILIANI:
We need them
 
BANNON:
Their cheap, just cut, business tax rate
 
MULTINATIONALS:
Good luck with that
Dems taking a stand
You cut, they strut
We need the whole land
 
CARSON:
Ohhhh
 
BANNON:
Companies, the Trump takeover’s imminent
What do you stall for?
 
TRUMP:
If you stand against me you stand to lose, what for?
 
GUILIANI:
One of us
 
CARSON:
One of us
 
BANNON:
One of us
 
BANNON, CARSON, GUILIANI:
When, when you gonna get on the Trump bus

 
 
 
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#MAGA (Throw Away My Shot)

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Fantasy Swindle (Story of Tonight)

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Trump's Women (Schuyler Sisters)

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Debate (Farmer Refuted)

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You'll be Back

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Right Hand Man

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A Russian's Thrall (A Winter's Ball)

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Those Long Ties (Helpless)

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Fantasy Swindle Reprise (Story of Tonight Reprise)

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Wait for It

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10 Campaign Commandments

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