Elementary

 

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Classic elementary

 Lol in 4th and 5th grade a girl named Pheobe owned an empire. The grass/ play area was massive, so there was a tree fort and everything. A mini-forest. So anyways, her sidekick, Esmeralda and her ruled around 100 girls. From 3rd to 5th grade (when she was in 5th). She constantly attacked boys when they were peacefully playing soccer. She sent around 30-40 of her minions to go capture one boy. Usually around 10 of them had hockey sticks, 15 had hula hoops, and 10 more had basketballs. The hula hoops were used for trapping the boys, the hockey sticks were used like spears, pushing them forward to their doom. The  basketballs were basically just firearms. So they held the boys literally CAPTIVE during recess and lunch. Until a brave boy leader, Jason came. He created an army of 50 boys, enough to take over the girls with the right battle strategies. Jason equipped 20 with basketballs, 20 with 2 tennis balls each, and 10 with hockey sticks. Then they raided the girl base. Pheobe was destroyed. or at least we thought. In fifth grade, she came back. But this time she was prepared for Jason. When Jason and his two bodyguards ( for real) approached the throne of Pheobe, she sent in 20 girl guards to take them away. Without a leader, the boy empire quickly fell 


 In the beginning of 5th grade, a now prosperous empire roamed the play yard, that is when they weren't torturing boys. The empire influenced new languages, literature, and of course new techniques for torturing boys. The empire developed Pheobish, the same thing as the English vocabulary but just pronounced in a lateral lisssshhhhp. Then their books included the "Hot Boys List", which was a best-seller throught the girls but some boys got infuriated that THEY weren't put on it so they made the UGLY GIRLS LIST and they put PHEOBE ON IT, and BOY was that a mistake. She took a little over 100 boy prisoners because of this and this was why the boys decided to free Jason.

Pheobe now amassed a population of over 150 girls in her empire. Then the day came. To free Jason. The boys In a democracy, all decided to rule together and chipped in a total of 100 boy troops (the boy empire was split into dozens after Jason was captured when pleading for an alliance). The final raid came and the boys did a surprise attack on a now WALLED girls base (no joke, they used sticks) The boys lost, the girls captured all the weapons. It was over, so was the year. But 6th grade came. And that was a different story


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A little more on the Pheobe empire. Phoebe entered Middle School. She was feeling very out of place and out of power. All the girls from elementary decided to team up against Phoebe. Phoebe was SHOCKED. She said," I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAYSSSSSSSSS!" She turned around to see her side-kick Esmaralda running away.Phoebe was fuming! She then bullied about a whopping 50 girls from Sun Valley, 60 girls from Laurel Dell, and 3 girls from BAHIA VISTA.Her first target was her NEW crush Phillip. She was evil and her had no mercy this time around.Poor Phillip would try to run away from PHOEBE ARMY, but he stood no chance. Phoebe knew what she was doing and she always attacked Phillip in a surrounding circle. This time she had WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more advanced weapons. ...TRAINED ARMY MEMBERS! I don't know how some of these girls knew Tae-Kwon-Do, but they did and they used it surprisingly well. I mean the three BAHIA VISTA girls were all over 150 pounds and they still managed to do Battle Screams. 

That was the Pheobe Empire SAGA written by Ben and Daniel

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