If Mommy wants to try and get some work done

The toddler will want to play outside. 

The backyard will become boring very quickly. 

So the toddler will want to paint…

With ALL the paints.

After Mommy gets them all out in order

The toddler will want paint brushes

Mommy won't be able to find the paint brushes

By the time Mommy does find the paint brushes

The toddler will already be painting with her fingers. 

Mommy will try to go back to work

But the toddler is done with her masterpiece

And needs a bath

Mommy will start the bath

The toddler will take off her clothes

Once Mommy finds the very specific toddler temperature

The toddler will remind Mommy she needs bubbles

Bubbles will be poured

Mommy will work very closely to the bathroom. 

The toddler shouts for a towel when all done…

even though it's right next to the bath.

Once toddler is all done, 

running around the house naked is a priority. 

Mommy will allow it, 

until she sees the neighbors staring at 

the toddler plastered up against the window waving.

After arguing over which tutu is more acceptable with a shirt

The toddler will decide on a show to sit and watch quietly

Finally…peace for Mommy to work

Then the baby wakes up from her nap...