Once upon a time, in the beautiful town of Pheonix, Arizona.

Young Tesa Marshall experiences heartbreak.

I don't love you anymore, said her now x-boyfriend Diego Pablosa. You are too rich for me!

After about a dozen breakups between the same guy, she was expecting him to get over it, apoligize and then they would make up, but after two weeks of no conversations she started noticing Diego was hanging out with Sandra Sanders, the nerdy I know everything girl. 

She had no boyfriend, wich now meant she had no friends, for she did not want to be friends with girls, for her last friend, Tia Thomson, was always so picky and that made Tesa start a life of boy hood.

    That night during dinner, Tesas mother announced they were moving to India.

Tesa screamed at the news, especially sense she just had the worst day of her life, her final break up, she hadn't even told he mother about it yet. 

Her mother said: Its for the best! We are losing money, and your uncle lives in India, we are going to be a missionary family!

Tesa sat there starring wide eyed at her mother, and in the distance the sounds of a cricket could be heard. 

Awkward mumbled Tesa. After cleaning her plate and wiping her mouth she picked up her fat weiner dog, Poncho. 

Tesa walked up the steps leading upstairs, sat in bed and thought about India, she remembered what her teacher said about India, she remembered him saying: India is a land of infectious diseases, and soon there population will wither and die for India is the most cramped country on earth.

 The next day Tesa packed her things and left for the airport with her mother. We are supposed to go into sector 4B, there it is! Said her mother.While Tesa and her mother jogged over to the sector.

Halfway there a crowd rushed too the scene of a falling ceiling painter, drifting them off into sector 7D.

Right when they were about too leave, the doors closed and they had no choice but to go into the plane, they looked at the sign and it said that this plane was going to Sydney, Australia!

Tesa and her mother took a seat and watched the flight attendant go down the isle with food and drink. Once she arrived at there seats they ordered apple juice and crackers. Halfway through the journey Tesa and her mother had fallen asleep.