(Darkness throughout skit

First voice strong and intelligent.  Second voice obvious idiot.)

FIRST VOICE:                      "Scan that."

SECOND VOICE:                "Scan what?"

FIRST VOICE:                      “That! "

SECOND VOICE:                "What??"

FIRST VOICE:                      "THAT, RIGHT THERE!!"

SECOND VOICE:                "WHAT RIGHT WHERE??"

                                                (Pause..)

FIRST VOICE:                      "All right, see that thing right over there?"

SECOND VOICE:                "Where?"

FIRST VOICE:                      "There!"

SECOND VOICE:                "Are you crazy?? There's nuttin over there!!"

FIRST VOICE:                      "Not over there, over there!"

SECOND VOICE:                "Dat's what I said, over there!!"

FIRST VOICE:                      "You're pointing over there.  I said over THERE!!!!!"

                                                (Pause..)

FIRST VOICE:                      "Let's try this again.  See that stupid little thing in the distance, over there?"

SECOND VOICE:                "Over there?"

FIRST VOICE:                      "NO, OVER THERE!!!"

                                                (Pause..)

FIRST VOICE:                      "Here try this...............

                                                (grunting, huffing and clanking noises)

FIRST VOICE:                      ..............THERE!!!!!!!!"

SECOND VOICE:                "Oh!!!!  Ain't it purty??"

                                                (oohs and aahs)

                                                (pause)

SECOND VOICE:                "Wow, look at dat!!"

FIRST VOICE:                      "What?"...