The real truth behind adults is whole different story to what you think.

Kids just don’t have the proper eyes to see it.But if they did the adults would be sorry.Though it’s hard to tell if adults are aliens or not because of all of the makeup and....PERFUME! Well it’s not much of a crime scene because would thy not melt? But unless they got a melting free perfume. Or maybe it’s just me out of my misery. But just in case if you are ever in a perfume shop look out for perfume in a green bottle! Time to make a plan.

( plan A-buy a normal bottle of perfume and spray the alien)

Well we do need a better plan than just perfume. We need something interesting. But first we need an expert. These aliens are going down. I’ve been going absolutely metal lately about all of this alien junk. My mum keeps taking me to loads of different perfume shops and keeps telling me to stay in the car which really bothers me. I told my teacher about the aliens and she just laughed and gave me a tap on the head. When I got home from school my parents were acting really suspicious. Since I got a bit creeped out because of my parents I went upstairs into my bedroom were I though I could finally get peace but couldn’t which really really bothered me. It only got really bothered because my dad was in my room. But what really REALLY bothered me is that he was reading my DIARY! And of course he LAUGHED and said “ you have a really creative imagination are you writing a story or something? “ Ummmm” I said. And that’s when the words finally met my mouth. “ yes,yes I am writing a story” I said. After I told him I was writing a story the room fell silent. “ well that’s a surprise” said dad. “ oh” I said. Then finally my dad left the room so I had some peace and quiet and of course some privacy to make plan B

Plan B- Tomorrow I shall tell my dad

              that all the information that

              was in my diary was a draw             

              my life and that he can be 

              honest with me if he is an

              alien or not.

So it’s about time we put this plan into action!