A Diary Of A Guinea Pig
Chapter 1
Hi my name is Herbert. I go to East Rockwood. It is a fun School to go to. I am the class pet of room 21. I have the best teacher in the whole world her name is Miss Ruthie. There are many classroom pets like down the hallway gargles the fish and this Lizzy the lizard in room 24. Even though there are many animals in rosewood I am the best one there is ,well as my teacher miss Ruthie tells me every day went she gives me my meal of the day " kibbles and bits ". I love miss Ruthie a whole bunch. And my class mates. They all have a special talent like Martha she is a Ballet dancer. And Timmy he is a special reader and writer. There is plenty more to tell but Miss Ruythie dose not like talking in class at all she like to be the attention of the day i'll catch you after school.
Chapter 2
Yesterday was a pretty bad day at school I mean Tammy started crying because he got calluses on his hand writing so much and Martha danced the whole day away also Dirck got suspended for spitting spitballs at Mike that when he fell down on the ground and miss Ruthie really wasn't the nicest teacher when she told him to hush she said a pretty mean word. It was a pretty chaotic day. I think today's gonna be better because when Miss Ruthie gave me my " kibbles and bits" she said I was the best School pet in the whole tire school I feel accomplished. Today in class we learned about manners which was really interesting considering we're only in kindergarten. Also Miss Ruthie was talking about a substitute which we all don't know what that is well the students anyways I was really interested in the lesson but I was scared that miss Ruthie would not be OK because teaching is her life and if she's not here for that one couple days who knows what would happen to her. Not to mention but it kind of scared me. I hope the subs to isn't mean especially to me hipster even on the road and it's still kind a rude to call me that or she can be sweet like candy give me extra kibbles and bits I hope so because she might be the sweetest one like rainbows and cocktail. Yes and ever figure out your tomorrow catch you later.
Chapter 3
OK I woke up extra early just to see my substitute would be like. She Could be really nice like Humphrey free in the other school or she could be really mean like a scary bunny cat that works with my cage trying to steal my cocktail. So if the students are just now sitting and I still don't see a substitute. Mr. Pattington the principal walked into the class room with another person and it was not Mrs. Ruthie it was a strange woman. She looks nice but with a side of screeching. She had a bold vane piping out of her head and a pink and black cloke taller than she is on the back of her shoulders and ankle boots that are black and shiny with a yellow bow. I can't tell if she is a woman or a VAMPIRE. I am quite disappointed in her I never got my Meal of the day. As she began to roll call I herd a screeching voice she said " Martha Timmy Dirk ...." and she continued to call the names. And I started to think she is not so bad after all but just then the vampire teeth pointed right out and I hid right behind my well polished weal with fear. Then we started to learn about a cause-and-effect problem. Later that day the class had headed out for recess and lunch. And ubswaly the teacher goes with the class but this time the sub stayed in the class and walked around randomly and then she walked up to my cage and spoke words like "Hi there little rodent" so rude of her that is so impolite of her to say sutch thing to a real live thing like me I am discussed in that blood sucking humon good she call me a name and I did to her too. And finally the day is over and that teacher is gone or should I say vampire. Well catch u later.