*Falling In Reverse voice*
Savage Enjolras, u go bby.
Hi. It’s Kristi. And welcome to -
Sorry, this is just the random Book of Random. It’s sacred to us Random Trash. Haha jk I’m not trash. I’m fabulous. *flips hair*
Parabatai isn’t here to introduce herself, so...
So have you ever thought of–
How do I explain it?
Like when Gretchen said to Regina YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US what if other people were like, Ooh, she can’t sit with them. Or has anyone else realized that Cady should have an accent when she speaks English because, you know, Africa.
Is there a Mean Girls musical? I know there’s a book, but I haven’t read it.
Next time someone asks me what the date is—
IT’S OCTOBER 3RD
Oh my goodness.
Go to the next chapter now please.
Okay so have you thought about how 1st is like first and 2nd is like second and on?
... Why did I say that?
Moving on to the next chapter...