I'm Not Fat I Swear

 

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Prologue

 "You have been disappointing, Lillie Rose. Very disappointing."

"Well what was I supposed to do? He was an ass anyway."

"Do you know how much of a crime it is to the Reniece family to cancel an arranged engagement on your own?"

"Yes! Why wouldn't I know, I'm not the family's dog, where I don't speak your language. Geez."

Alright. Hi, I'm Lilly Rose Reniece. I'm about 5 feet and 7 inches, brown haired, brown eyed, and approximately 16 years old. Can't really remember. I'm currently in hell.

That isn't even figurative language. I am legit in hell. My family has I guess...an "intimate relationship" with demons. Okay, the jig is up. My family comes from a line of demons. Me, my parents, and my relatives aren't demons though. I guess it's sort of a religion thing; the "leader" of our family is a demon. You may think he would look buff and scary, but other than the fact that he's powerful, he's pretty frail (or so I've heard), so that's why I nicknamed him Lumber. The reason it's like our religion is because nobody's ever seen him unless they have died, or be sent to hell. I'm now the first person to be sent to hell and be sent back up

"Due to your actions, you must be punished."

"Oh, how surprising."

"You will be sent back to the surface."

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Prologue

 "You have been disappointing, Lillie Rose. Very disappointing."

"Well what was I supposed to do? He was an ass anyway."

"Do you know how much of a crime it is to the Reniece family to cancel an arranged engagement on your own?"

"Yes! Why wouldn't I know, I'm not the family's dog, where I don't speak your language. Geez."

Alright. Hi, I'm Lilly Rose Reniece. I'm about 5 feet and 7 inches, brown haired, brown eyed, and approximately 16 years old. Can't really remember. I'm currently in hell.

That isn't even figurative language. I am legit in hell. My family has I guess...an "intimate relationship" with demons. Okay, the jig is up. My family comes from a line of demons. Me, my parents, and my relatives aren't demons though. I guess it's sort of a religion thing; the "leader" of our family is a demon. You may think he would look buff and scary, but other than the fact that he's powerful, he's pretty frail (or so I've heard), so that's why I nicknamed him Lumber. The reason it's like our religion is because nobody's ever seen him unless they have died, or be sent to hell. Guess I'm sent to hell.

"Due to your actions, you must be punished."

"Oh, how surprising."

"You will be sent back to the surface."

"Oh cours- wait, what?"

What kind of punishment is that?

"You won't get off that easily, though. You will be sent up there looking fat."

Okay...what's so bad about a little weight?

"However, you won't look chubby-fat. You will be sent up there looking almost obese. To everyone except your fiancé, Haru."

The what what?

"Wait, how???"

"Okay, here's the catch. You will be sent up there appearing obese to everyone except Haru. Instead, to Haru, you will look like a healthy model. This way, t will be easier for Haru to fall for you."

"Oh." I said.

Really, Lillie?? That's all you're able to mutter out? 'Oh.'?

"Wait- why do I need to be obese?"

"So we can make sure no other man falls for you."

"Why can't I appear as my old self to everyone else rather than obese? I was pretty ugly anyw-"

"Shh. Do not question the demon's work. Now you shall be sent back up there. Break a leg! Literally."

"Wait- now?! What?! Wa-"


Aaaand now I'm here.

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 I'm obnoxiously snoring into my pillow on purpose. It's dark in my room. I've been moping all week because of this "punishment". Like seriously, what the heck? He even told me I couldn't lose or gain weight no matter how much I tried.

Like bruh?

My parents and brother have yet to see my horrifying form yet, all they know is that I was sent back up looking different. They don't know if I'm as skinny as a twig, wrinkly as a prune or anything. They don't know that I can't change, or that I'm super-skinny-and-hot-as-hell in front of Haru.

"Lillie? Lillie! Honey come out, I'm worried you haven't been eating or using the bathroom."

Trust me, if you see me you'll be begging me to lock myself back in that room for eternity.

But yeah, as soon as he "spawned" me in my bedroom, I sprinted to the door and quickly locked it before any of my family members could react to my footsteps.

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