A man, preparing a Christmas dinner took his potatoes out of the salted brine and covered them in a spice mix that looked like salt, sugar and MSG. He shook off the excess into his white plastic vat full of the stuff labeled ‘secret ingredient’. He then mixed oils in flasks like a mad scientist, introducing a new flask of oil every now and then. He took out a bottle out of what looked like a homemade soda stream that was fizzing in the back. It smelled like a oil mixed with hot sauce, he was adding air to make it spicer and nicer. He put his big batch of potatoes that he brined and covered in his secret ingredient on a big tray. Then he put a small amount of his spicy sodastream oil and his oil That was a perfect blend of oils on the tray of potatoes and gave the tray a good rasslin’ to make sure all the secret ingredient and oils are spread equally. He added them into a warm oven and slowly turned it up. He finished the rest of the Christmas dinner including the grand turkey in 2 hours.
After everything was prepared, he plated up the dinner and the cutlery. He heard a knock at the door and a family member came in. The process repeated until all his family were in his house and seated round the table. The grand-mother said “same as last year?” Breaking the chatter around the table with the large family seated. He ate the entire turkey as his family feasted on his glorious potatoes. After he finished the turkey and they finished the potatoes, they all started eating the stuffing, gravy and everything they left in the first sector of the feast. They ate the rest and a few months pass.