Sales Pitch

One breath would bring me to life but they keep it to themselves, like their sweat I can never smell. Call me a pervert: I can never tell. Silent, still, behind a cage of the materialisation of 'longing for change' I can't escape from or change like it's a light bulb, seeking no personal space for a change, seeking warmth and her...

Sales Pitch

I wander around aimlessly, in a store, a salesman forever on sale, never inspected, never sold, never loved, circling books like they're nothing but words of advice I follow but get nowhere, a vulture longing for love, craving attention and affection, caught and cornered (like I'm a commodity one can make a killing from) by depression...

EPISODE 5: LONGSHOT

This is the fifth in my South Park-style episodes. This one comically tackles the issue of euthanasia and the death penalty in one crazy fell swoop. Cancer patients want the right to die so they travel from Alaska to Jakarta with heaps of weed. It gets even more bizarre, don't worry. Lots of convoluted rap in this one that'll send you...

A Long Way Up

So, this is the 5th in a series (the others are up on Facebook only), but you can easily start with this one. It's based on Maggie Lieu - an aspiring Martian - but is fiction of course. It's Launch T-2 Months and we follow Maggie physically and mentally as she prepares to leave earth on a one-way voyage to the red planet. I cram in...

EPISODE 1: FISHY WALL/WAR

This is the 1st of my 4 episodes They are South Park-spinoffs Set on Little Diomede (in between mainland US and Russia) In this one we meet the main characters. There is Nadia (the woman from Pussy Riot), Sofia Silverman (Sarah Silverman's fictional daughter), Cera Palin (Sarah Palin's fictional daughter), and Julia Assange (Julian...

EPISODE 4: PRY

This is the 2nd of my 4 episodes They are South Park-spinoffs Set on Little Diomede (in between mainland US and Russia) The main characters are Nadia (the woman from Pussy Riot), Sofia Silverman (Sarah Silverman's fictional daughter), Cera Palin (Sarah Palin's fictional daughter), and Julia Assange (Julian Assange's fictional...

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