I had the (apparently insane) idea to combine My Little Pony, a children's cartoon, and Vampire: The Masquerade, a table top game, into one twisted fanfiction.

Stay with me here...This is not vampire ponies. I repeat, these are NOT vampire pones!

What I have done instead is apply the personalities of the ponies and other characters of Equestria to a Vampire: The Masquerade-type setting. I have used their personalities to determine which clan I believe best suited them, and then just slightly altered their personalities to fit the World of Darkness universe for story-telling purposes.

The plot of this series is taken directly from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They are altered in the same way to apply to a new universe.

I do not claim that this is an original plot or that the Vampire: The Masquerade vampire "types" are my own creation. This is just a "for fun" fanfiction. Furthermore, if you see the same first few chapters on another site, I had started this on Blogspot before coming here, so this is not theft. I'm just relocating to keep all of my written work here.

Akiko was flipping through the mail for the house, looking for any sign of a task from Eloise. It had been nearly a week already with no word. The girls were getting restless. Pembe was beginning to speak as if it was all a dream they had been tricked into believing. "Ah-ha!" exclaimed Akiko. There was an aged-looking envelope with intricate, cursive writing on it. It was addressed to "the women of friendship". Akiko rolled her eyes and opened it as she walked in. She sat herself down in a wingback chair in the living area of their new home. It had seemed funny to her that they all up and decided to live together for the sake of a job, a job they had to perform together. They only way she could make sense of it is that they must have, in some way, been just like her. Maybe they were longing for something more in their lives as badly as she was. Maybe they needed more than whatever it was they already had. Akiko had her books. She needed more than her books. Tiffany came in squealing with glee with Iris coming in after her with her eyes rolling. 
"How can you possibly have those tickets?!"
"Huh?" Akiko asked staring blankly at her.
"Are you daft?!" Tiffany responded as she grabbed the tickets away from Akiko. "These are invitations to the Prince's introductory ball!"
"But..." Akiko blinked a few times in her confusion as she collected her thoughts, "He was just...inaugurated?"
"Well of course!" Tiffany exclaimed. "Where have you lived until now? Under a rock?!" Akiko said nothing. Tiffany rolled her eyes. "The Prince's introductory ball is where he speaks on his platform and introduces his cabinet."
"Doesn't quite sound like your cup of tea," Iris humphed with a smirk.
"But it's one of the biggest events one can attend!" Tiffany replied.
Iris continued, "When a Prince is inaugurated it's usually a pretty sudden event considering the circumstances. No one is expected to have their full cabinet picked out and their platform prepared at inauguration. The introductory ball allows the Prince to speak and connect with their subjects."
"How can you have never heard of such a thing?!" Tiffany exclaimed.
"I'm not much of a socialite?" Akiko offered.
Tiffany counted the tickets, "Well there does appear to be enough for all of us. Thank! Goodness!" She dropped the other tickets on the coffee table and almost bounced out of the room with joy. 
Iris grabbed hers. "This'll be sweet." She left with a two finger salute and that smirk of hers.
Akiko turned to the letter. It seemed to her that there wasn't enough attention paid to it in the excitement of the invitations. Akiko read the letter and with each word she was more intrigued. She continued on, hand to her mouth in shock. Finally she could take it no longer. She burst through the doors looking for the others. She found most of them in the kitchen. Iris, Vanessa and Jackie were all having a drink. Eloise had been kind enough to keep the fridge stocked with a hefty supply of blood. Pembe was flipping through channels in the conjoined den faster than she could have possibly appreciated anything on any one channel.
"We heard about the tickets," Jackie said as she flashed her ticket around.
"Yes but," Vanessa stammered, "Tiffany didn't tell us why we got tickets."
"Yeah," smacked Iris between sips. "I figured Miss Books here would clue us in."
"That I will," chimed Akiko. "You'll just never guess!"
Pembe spoke up. "I could," she said without taking her eyes from the television, "but where's the fun in that?" She chuckled and continued watching the flipping channels.
"I should go get Ryuunosuke and Tiffany first. Where are they?"
"Aww come on!" Iris protested. "You gonna tease us like that and then not give it up?" She fell down into a recliner in front of Pembe's insane channel switching. 
"I could fill you in," she giggled.
"I'll be right back!" Akiko rushed off to Tiffany's and Ryuunosuke's rooms.
"Well go on then!" Iris scooted towards Pembe.
Akiko was rushing Tiffany off the phone to some friend in fashion in some other language that Akiko had no interest in even trying to decipher.
"Mirror mirror on the wall sits in Prince's chambers in the fall." Pembe responded to Iris without missing a beat in her channel flicking.
"Okay," Iris said intently. "I can figure this out."
Akiko finally got Tiffany off the phone and asked her to go downstairs.
"Only if I can take my drawing pad with me," she humphed. Akiko relented with rolled eyes and Tiffany went downstairs with her drawing pad. Akiko made her way to Ryuunosuke's room. He was sitting quietly, looking out the window at the night sky.
"Do you mean to say the Prince is sleeping with a Malkavian?!" Iris asked with shock.
Pembe abruptly turned off the television and turned to Iris with a look of slight insult. "And when was the last time you looked in the mirror of madness? Did it turn you mad or did you only see your reflection?"
Iris stared blankly, "What did I do?"
"You don't tango. You're a flamingo with your loud clappers thinking they speak words of great wisdom," Pembe responded half mockingly and half annoyed.
Jackie laughed from the kitchen. "Don't dance the dance if you don't know the steps!"
Pembe turned to look at Jackie. "You got a thin skull," she said with a smile.
"What the hell does that mean!?" Jackie almost lunged with anger.
"Or maybe it is thick," sighed Pembe.
"Ryuunosuke?" Akiko asked cautiously.
"My own room..." he trailed off.
Akiko put her arms around him from behind, "Been enjoying the view huh?"
He turned to meet her, "Very much so!" he said enthusiastically. He turned back to the window, "The moon, I feel as if I haven't seen it in forever, and it's not that I haven't. It's just that I'm seeing it in a whole new light." Akiko giggled. "So to speak," he added with a chuckle.
"Come downstairs with me. I've got even more to share with you."
He followed her hand in hand to the main level and sat at a bar stool at the far end of the kitchen that opened into their den. Tiffany was sketching away madly. Vanessa was still finishing her drink quietly on a bar stool on the other end from Ryuunosuke. Iris was sitting in the den clearly thinking intently and Jackie was leaning against the kitchen counter looking impatient. Pembe was sitting with her head leaning back and her legs all outstretched in front of the off television. Akiko just thought it best to come out with it.
"There's an antitribu Lasombra in the Prince's cabinet."
"Holy shit!" exclaimed Jackie. "I thought Lasombra outside the Sabbat were usually killed?!"
"Unless they kill their killers," Iris chimed in thoughtfully.
"That's right," Akiko continued. "According to Eloise,"
"Oh the princess," mocked Tiffany. Jackie chuckled.
Akiko continued, "According to Eloise he was hunted down but killed those who hunted him so the Lasombra have let him be. She doesn't want to ask us infiltrate the Sabbat, for obvious reasons, so she thought this would be a perfect opportunity for us to gain more information. She'll be there as well. Apparently her husband is the Giovanni Primogen for the Prince's domain."
"Oh the ball!" exclaimed Tiffany. "How could she give us such short notice?! How ever will I find a dress in time?!" she whimpered.
"Anyway..." Akiko went on. "She feels that it'd be a good opportunity to gain more information and she said that we may stay as long as we like and to enjoy ourselves at this special occasion." Akiko was moderately interrupted by Tiffany's sad whimpering. "Aaaannddd," she continued with a smirk, "look at this!" She flashed a giant wad of money. "Eloise gave us each an 'allowance,' so to speak, to get appropriate clothes for this evening." Tiffany bolted up, dropping her pad and pencil, grabbed her portion and ran off to her room.
"Shall we leave in 30 minutes? Alrighty then!" she called back in a singsong voice.
Ryuunosuke sulked in his chair. Akiko approached him with a look of concern. "I thought you said you had more to share with me?"
"Well aren't you excited?" He stared back at her blankly. Akiko smiled. "Here," she handed him his share of the money and his ticket. 
"I'm...going too?" he asked cautiously.
"Well of course!"
"But...I'm..." he sulked a bit.
"There will be two other Nosferatus there as well," she gleamed.
He instantly sat upright, something he rarely did. "Really?" he asked excitedly.
"And one's a girl," Akiko giggled. Ryuunosuke blushed and made his way to the fridge for a drink.
"We still have to leave soon."
"I know," he sipped. "I have to have some blood in me to hold my cloak for the trip." He smiled and blushed a little again. Akiko nodded knowingly. He'd need his strength to keep up his obfuscate in the crowds of downtown while they went shopping. The group split and went on their way with the agreement that they'd meet back at the house an hour before they were supposed to leave for the ball.