Good evening everyone let bring this annual meeting of demons anonymous to order. Bernard ,you’re the new comer; why don’t you start us off.

Hi everyone, I am Bernard, and the meat suite I inhabit is Chase, I am a possession demon

Hi Bernard and chase welcome, so what is your story care to share?

Sure, well let’s start out with this, I am so bad at my job that I got kick out of hell, and when the person you possess says you’re the best thing that every happen to him you really start to question your place out in the realms. Come on and think about it, my name isn’t even scary. Bernard the possession demon, Oh no I am shaking in my boots. I really don’t think my mom liked me but when you’re from a brewed of 850 and you’re the last one to be born I just think all the good names were taken.

So you have a large family?

Very, but this isn’t about my family, this is about how I suck as a possession demon.

Ok well go on

Well lets just say chase here isn’t the best example of the human form. He couldn’t speak, he was a little slow and bed ridden all in all he was a hot drooling mess. Well look at him now, his speech is great, he can move around and his IQ when up to about 120.. oh yeah did I forget to mention his soul is already own by another demon because he family use it to better their lives and silly me didn’t do my home work and locked myself in till he is dead, and to top that off because of me he can’t die or age or anything else that might let me move on.

So we’ve all made some bad choices, no big deal.

Yeah well ill continue, so I figure I would try and put his life back in the gutter, went to school, and beat down the all star quarter back. Yeah that worked well, come to find out he was always the school bully, so we be came the school hero. Next I rape the hots girl in school; well she just finished the 50 shades of grey books and thought it was hot now I have this little freak of a girlfriend.

Ok so your having a bad run of luck.

Bad run of luck is making a deal  with a poor man when you’re a treasure demon, not a possession demon.

Well we’re all most out of time for this week , let us pick up again with Bernard next week, just one question Bernard, do you feel any better?

Can say I do, it feels good to talk about it and not be judged.

Oh you don’t think we’re judging you. Now that is funny.

Oh come on, This is getting old, when are thing going to go my way. But  I locked myself into this so I guess I am screwed unless I can turn this around in some way.

Well I wish you luck in that and I’ll let the dark lord know how great you are doing and how well you have screwed this one up.

Oh thank you so much, I am so glad I came.

So see you same time next week.

Sure what else do I have to do. Besides screw up some more and making this meat suites life that much better.  Oh yeah before I forget, never sit at a card table with anyone named Drexel, unless your playing him, your not going to lose because they love to screw the house.

Dumb ass. Why didn’t you play him.

Because he cleared the table and left; And had more money than I could do anything with so I bought lottery ticks and won the jack pot last week.

So instead of being broke you made him rich.

Yup. Who would have thought.

You really cant win can you.

Nope.

You really are bad at making people miserable besides yourself.

Yeah thanks for point that out.

Well everyone I’ll see you all next Thursday for our next meeting, have a great week.