As a Sicilian kid from Long Island, NY. I always traveled on the road a lot with my family. So if you can picture it, a little kid in the middle of her over grown siblings in a tiny 1998 Nissan Altima. So it was beyond cramped, always taking turns in gas station bathrooms. That was the worst. Now as an adult with Irritable Bowl Syndrome, I go to the bathroom before I do any shopping. But I will use a bathroom only if there is two stalls and easy access. If it's a tiny bathroom, I'll cross my legs until I find the next good one.

So I'm going to gradually make a list of all the bathrooms on Long Island, NY. That have two stall bathrooms and I'll make separate list of what you can randomly look up on Google if you happen to be stuck in the bathroom, or books that might enlighten or interest you. Ok so watch me as I work.

Sincerely,

Nicole Lawing

Barnes and Noble, Smithhaven Mall, Setauket NY: Multiple bathroom Stalls. No lines in afternoon, no waiting during the week. Usually between 10 am and 3pm, no one rarely uses the bathroom

What you could look up on your IPhone/ smart phone: "What is the drinking age in England?" "Futuristic Fire trucks."  "How much is a Pete Rose baseball card? and what would you do if it was a lot of money? Keep it or buy new things? Then look up what you would buy with that money." "What was Mary Shelly's inspiration for Frankenstein?"  Look up Tablo Publishing. Check out all the new authors and it might inspire you to write your own book one day.

Wendy's, West Jerico Turnpike Smithtown, NY : It's good if your traveling on a road trip and you don't want to wait on line. Same thing as the book store. The bathroom is not busy during the week. And when your done, get an actual Frosty. My Treat, hahaha

What you could look up on your IPhone/ smart phone: "Is wet dog food healthy for dogs?"  "Why do people feel the need to yell instead of being polite?"  "What kind of celebrities have disabilities?"  "Are there really chemicals on our fruit?"  "Human Webbed feet: The science behind them. "What was William Shakespeare's true inspiration for his plays?" "Joss Wheadon and FOX weren't the ones who really didn't want to continue the Firefly series to continue . It was two actors from Firefly. Who were they?" Preschool Logic: Think of boobs or a penis. You got that mental picture in your head? Good, now imagine if they were fruit, cake, donuts, boats, snow, clay...and now use your phone to look those things up. .. and your welcome. :)

Uncle Giuseppe's, 112 Port Jeff: Awesome double stall bathrooms decoration as if you stepped into the actual Italy. You can listen to Frank Sinatra, while you do your business. They have built in speakers in the bathroom. Basically the best times to use the bathroom there is the standard, in the middle of the week during the afternoon. They also have good Wi-Fi.

What you could look up on your IPhone/ smart phone: "The Frank Sinatra Code."  "Can children develop Irritable Bowl Syndrome at an early age? If so what are the steps to control this?" "What was the true origin of pasta and pizza? Give you a hint, it wasn't Italy." "If you type geek, in your search engine. Multiple links come up for it, one in particular is called Geekologie."  "Look up in your search engine, who created the donut. Give you a hint, the creator wasn't of legal age." "Look up who created the first fire alarm."  "Awesome Kong, enough said."  

Mather Hospital in Port Jeff: Is a big no no. If your visiting someone in the hospital, I would drive back on 112 and go to Uncle Giseppi's and enjoy that bathroom. The staff that are volunteers are rude and if your in the bathroom for a long time , they will pick the lock and give you an additude about it. Not Cool.