Poké Tales Book 1
Ep. 1: Love Comes and goes
Charizard: Hello lady.
Blastoise: Hey dude.
Charizard: Not you god!
Clefairy: Hello
Charizard: Hello my sweet.
Blastoise: your right she is sweet
Charizard: Shut up Blastoise!!
Blastoise: Fine Jerk
Charizard: Now where were we?
Venusaur: Hello my sweet.
Clefairy: your hot venusaur.
Machamp: date me!
Hitmonchan: No me!
Mr. Mime: You have a tutu!
Beedrill: your a ugly mime!
Butterfree: You'll Poison her with one kiss!
Magmar: I can beat all of ya'll!
Clefairy: Opps Gotta go!
Charizard: ug like they say love comes and love goes.
Blastoise: And I almost got her.
Charizard: That's it Blastoise! *Uses Dragon Claw on Blastoise*
Blastoise: Oh crap. *Faints*
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Ep. 2: Route 1.
Trainer: Here we are route 1
A WILD PIDGEY APPEARED
Pidgey: Oh crap a trainer!
Trainer: Go Pikachu!
Pikachu: Yeah Whatever just tell me what to do already.
Trainer: Use Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: But I'm level 5!
Trainer: Use Thunder!
Pikachu: Still level 5!
Trainer: Use Psychic!
Pikachu: I Can't Even learn Psychic!!!!!!!
Pidgey: Ugg I'm Bored.
THE WILD PIDGEY FLED
Trainer: Crap I should of picked Rhyhorn.
Pikachu: YOU CAN'T GET RHYHORN AS A STARTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trainer: What do you know?
Pikachu: I SPENT 30 YEARS IN THAT LAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trainer: Oh.