I wake up. This isn't my home. I look to my left, it's my best friend, Jeff! I look to my right, it's my other best friend, Bob!

"Hi" said Bob calmly 

" HOW ARE YOU CALM?!?!" I screamed

" Hi?" Said Jeff

"Where are we?" I asked

"It's a haunted mansion" Bob replied calmly

"A HAUNTED MANSION?? AND HOW ARE YOU STILL CALM?!?!" I said

"I don't know" Bob replied

"Hi?" Said Jeff 

"Oh, hi Jeff!" Bob said

"You didn't know I was here!!!" Jeff replied

"Yep" Bob said

"Lets adventure this haunted mansion" I said

"NO!!!! I DONT WANNA SEE A GHOST!!" Bob said

"Ghosts are fake!" I said

"They are real!!" Bob said

"FAKE!" Jeff and I said at the same time

"Fine! Let's just get out of here!" Bob replied

"No. For two reasons! One, it will be fun. And two, the door is locked!" I said

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Bob screamed! " We're gonna die!!" Bob added

"No we're not!" I said

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm" Bob said 

"What's mmmmmmmmmmmm?" Jeff asked

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Bob said

"Stop saying mmmmmmm!" Jeff said

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Bob said

"ITS A GHOST" Jeff screamed

"No it isn't, it's just Oliver" Bob said

"Rahhhhhhhh!!!" I screamed

"Ahhhhhhh!!!!!" Jeff screamed

"Ha, it's just me" I said

"Oh, I thought I was gonna DIE!" Jeff said

"Can we adventure now?!?" Bob said

"Sure" I replied

"Lets go in that door over there first!" Jeff said

"The one with pink fairies, unicorns and pretty much a little girls dream?" I asked

"No, the one to the left" Jeff replied

"The one with killer clowns, blood, graveyards and anyone's worst nightmare?" Bob asked

"Yep" Jeff replied

"WHAT!?!?" Bob and I screamed

 "Can we please just go in the Other room?" I asked

"No" Jeff replied 

"We will die!" Bob said

"No" Jeff replied

"Are you playing the 'no' game?" I asked

"No" Jeff replied

"Are you not playing the 'no' game" I asked 

"No" Jeff replied

"Ha, he is!" Bob said

"No" Jeff replied

"Can we go in the Deadly door?" I asked

"No" Jeff replied

"Can we ever go in the deadly door"