Shattered Flux: 別の世界のもう一つの冒険

 

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"So... how do I start this?"



"Introductions?"



"Maybe like this."



"I ask my self all the time..."


"Wonder how..."


"Wonder why..."


"Wonder when..."



"How to fuck did I get here...?"


"Why would someone do this...?"


"When did I die...?"



"Nah... just messin with ya'."


"I just like it when people don't understand me..."

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01: Prologue to Trouble



'This shit is gonna suck real hard!'


Paige thought in morbid excitement on his seat. He and his school mates were going on a field trip to Harneese National Park. 


They were on the last bus of the convoy towards the park. It was dubbed as a city project of political nature than educational.


The local government decided it was a good idea for their campus to "encourage" students in the local neighborhood to experience the beauty of nature and learn all kinds of precious wildlife that roam through the forests.


Educating them the fragile nature of the ecosystem and spread the "awareness" of man's path of destruction against nature and saving the trees.


To some eager people it was an experience only felt once in a lifetime and it felt special. It was a good idea in their minds that they should go out more.


But... to most people it's just gonna be a shitty Saturday stroll through the dirty and wi-fi-less forests of absolute doom.


To people like Paige, he just wants to be part of the absolute clusterfuck that will soon unfold and making it worst for his own sadistic pleasure. But most of all, he just likes to spend some memorable time with his mates.


I know, very fucking sappy.


Coming along to the trip in the bus was his friends he known since he was 7.


 Zarko, the anti-social Russian kid (he's actually Polish) who likes to play video games at home, constantly insults other people, homophobic as balls, slacks off everyday of his life and loves to rant about the displeasures of society, because fuck society.


Sean, is an arrogant little shit that is quite helpful and friendly to a number of people and just loves to disturb other people by acting like a 24/7 perverted horny rapist. He becomes angry easily at the mention that he is "Mongolian" and knows decent Kung-fu, his appearance just loves to ask for trouble.


Pam, has a very "complicated" past that really disturbs people but is generally friendly. She has a talent for sketching and drawing figures and can become a demon incarnate if you aggravate her mood.


Grey is Grey, all you need to know.


Paige is a sociopathic maniac when he wants to and a very shy and reserved person if he wants to, he can be aggressive as fuck, generally loves to confuse and troll people. He is a Japanese-British bastard and unofficial leader of "The Squad" . A rather unoriginal naming scheme and shitpost on the on the internet every Monday.


Ben, is the most sanest of the group but, can be very reserved about it. 


"Attention all students we are approaching our destination, please ready yourselves and your luggage before and after departure. And NO ANIMALS ALLOWED" she pressured the word as she gave a stink eye to Paige. About everyone in the bus looked at Paige with disapproving gazes and some with appreciation and awe. He smiled sheepishly "-and make sure that you learned all of the safety measures, thank you."


Meanwhile, Sean was reading a porn magazine behind an upside down math textbook. Both Grey and Pam looked at him with displeasure. 


"And look at you." Zarko started.


"Bringing your porn across the world, oh what ever shall we do." Paige said in a mock gesture. "Hey, your rude!" Sean hissed. 


"No, your rude!"


"How would you like it if I mock your hentai? Huh? How would you feel? You read shit like this too!" He countered.


"I'll only read it if I'm bored, duh..." Paige set as if the answer  was obvious.


"Yeah me too." The Russian (Polish) agreed.


"You animate-"


"Because I was bored."


"Paige you read lolico-"


"Bored."


"..."


"Do all your reasons and things you do is all because your bored, really?"


"Yup/No"


They looked at each other silently and contemplating what to say next.


"Awkward girl boner." Grey suddenly said.


"What the fu- hehehehehihihihihi!" Paige giggled weirdly.


"Grey what the fuck did you just say-"


"N-no it was an accident!"


"What the hell-?"


"I was talking about-"


"Twilight?" Ben offered


"NO!"


Paige and Sean were still giggling like schoolgirls.


"This is gonna be a retarded." Zarko said, face palming at the idiots before him. Wishing he was at home.



- Timeskip -



"Alright everyone meet Mr. Orlando, say hello to Orlando class." a short but tough looking man wearing a ranger uniform stepped out looking grim.


"Good Morning Mr. Orlando." they said miserably.


The little man then yelled at them with the voice comparable to a mining rig.


"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?! SPEAK LOUDER YOU WASTED PIECES OF MEAT! I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY! IS THAT YOU WILL CALL ME SIR ORLANDO FROM NOW ON YOU SPOILED CITY BRATS!"


"Y-yes sir!"


"DO YOU MANT ME TO OPEN YOUR TINY BLUBBERS YOU CALL MOUTHS WIDE WITH MY BARE HANDS ONE BY ONE?!"


"YES SIR!"


"SO YOU WANT TO?"


"NO SIR!"


"THAT'S DRILL SERGEANT SIR ORLANDO TO YOU YOU FAT LAZY SPOILED BRATS!"


"But wait I though you wanted us to call you sir Orla-"


"YOU, FAT SPOILED PIG! 35 PUSH-UPS NOW!" He pointed at him with an accusing finger.


"Wha-what did I do???"


"45 MISTER!"


"But I didn't -"


"YOU SPOKE WITHOUT PERMISSION! 55!"


"But-!"


"A HUNDRED!"


"I can't-"


"A HUNDRED AND FIFTY!"


"Wha-"


"TWO HUNDRED!"


"Why???"


"You know Francis is just... I'm not even surprised." Paige said.


"I know right? He's retarded as fuck." Zarko agreed.


"Let's keep quiet for now or we'll get caught."


If anyone of you don't know who Francis is, let's just say he is disgusting and stupid.


After the short but frightening man, basically fat shamed the most disliked kid in school, the students are then moved into another location.


They are greeted by surprisingly homely wood oak cabins, complete with delicious fresh BBQ, hotdogs, fruits and other goodies on the outdoor tables complete with a cozy looking campfire, some guitars and a stylized totem. 


"THIS WILL BE THE PLACE WHERE MOST OF YOU WILL STAY IN! AND WHEN I SAY MOST I SAY NOT EVERYONE!" He continued.


"THIS SITE WILL SUIT YOUR NEEDS OF YOUR GROSS AND DISGUSTING 'CITYFOLK' NEEDS!" He said with gross and disgust.


The students were relaxed since their living conditions looked fair and felt welcoming. The smarter ones though, were having second thoughts.


"YOU'LL ONLY RECEIVE THESE PRISSY DISGRACE OF AN OUTHOUSE IF YOU FAIL THREE TRIALS!"


Murmurs were spoken back and forth between the students.


"WHAT DID I SAY OF SPEAKING WITHOUT PERMISSION?!"


"WE APOLOGIZE SIR!"


"I TOLD YOU IT IS DRILL SERGEANT! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!"


"YES DRILL SERGEANT!"


"YOU WILL BE GROUPED TOGETHER BY SEVEN AND EACH ONE OF YOU WILL BE PUT THROUGH TRIALS THAT WILL TEST YOUR STRENGTH, INTELLIGENCE AND ENDURANCE!"


"AND WHEN YOU REACH THE GOAL YOU'LL WIN AND HAVE A PRIZE FOR YOUR HARDWORK AND EFFORT!"


The students were now eager to win.


"THAT CABIN OVER THERE IS RESERVED FOR TRUE CONQUERER'S OF NATURE!"


He pointed towards what looks like an old rotting frontier cabin in a state of disrepair. A piece of it falls off with a thud as the entire building creaks and groans in the most painful as possible.


"IF YOU LOSE THEN YOU'LL RECEIVE CASHMONEY WORTH OVER TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR YOUR TOUBLES!" He then presented a suitcases full of it.


The students were now eager to lose.


"NOW PREPARE YOUR LAZY SLAG OF FAT YOU CALL A BODY AND GET TO IT!"



- Timeskip -



"Are you kidding me? We're grouped with Francis???"


"It's official."



- Fail Montage? -



"YOUR FIRST TRIAL IS TESTING YOUR STRENGTH YOUR CHALLENGE WILL BE TO CROSS ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER USING A ROPE TO REACH THE GOAL!"


"CHOOSE A VOLUNTEER AND YOU BETTER HOPE TO ODIN THAT THEY BECOME FIRST, IF YOU DON'T MOVE I WILL NOT ASK TWICE!"


*Cue deadly waters music*


"*gulp*" the precious little thing reluctantly held upon the rope and moved slowly towards the goal. Below her is a deadly rushing river with jagged rocks for a bonus.


"You can do it Gwen!" one of her friends motivated her.


"Yeah you can make it! We believe in you"


"Go Gwen, Go Gwen!"


With growing motivation she put on her brave face and confidently grabbed on the rope with a strong grip to reach for the goal

and do it for her friends. It was a beautiful friendship.



- Meanwhile -



"You suck at rope climbing!"


"Imma gonna do it bois!" The retard shouted aka Paige.


"You'll doom us all you shit!"


"Wait a minute aren't we supposed to lose?"


"..."


"Yeah if we lose we can get da dough!"


"Oh yeah..."


"NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!"


"What the hell?! Drill Sergeant?! What are you-!"


The short man picks Paige up and throws him towards the deadly river.


"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Since Paige has the swimming skills comparable to a cat he swam towards the nearest piece of land he could inhumanly can. 


The goal.



- Timeskip -



"I'm f-freezing c-c-cold as c-co-cock!!"


"Didn't you like the cold?"


"SECOND TRIAL IS TO CLIMB THESE 50 FOOT TALL TREES, WHO CLIMBS THE HIGHEST WINS!"


"Alright let's make Sean climb- wait... were supposed to lose aren't we?"


"Yeah..."


"*Screech!*"


"What the hell?! A giant Eagle?!"


*picks up Sean and promptly flies towards the top of their designated tree.*


"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HEEELLP!!!!"


"She's taking him to her nest!"


"How do you know it's a she?"


"Uh...-"



- Timeskip -



"THE FINAL TRIAL DETERMINES YOUR ENDURANCE!"


"Wait a minute... if there are three trials that test your strength, intelligence and endurance... then how the hell does climbing trees determine your intelligence?" Zarko's question was left unanswered.


"IT IS HOW MUCH FORCE OF A HURRICANE YOU CAN HANDLE BEFORE YOU GET BLOWN AWAY AND PASS THAT WHITE LINE!"


He pointed at the outline of paint on the grass.


"THE LAST GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO STILL STANDS WILL WIN THE TRIALS!"


"Aight... he pulls a giant air machine out of nowhere, probably from his ass, why am I not surprised." Paige deadpanned.


"Where did he get that fro-"


Without warning the drill sergeant pushed the on button.


Many students screamed as they were pushed away from the great force. The only ones left standing were...


"Well... shit." They should have left their zombie survival gear off their bodies first.


"CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING THE TRUALS YOU ARE REWARDED WITH OUR MASTER CABIN WHERE YOU CAN SHARE A ROOM TOGETHER!"


"Yay I get to stay with you guys!" Francis beamed-


and was promptly kicked in the balls by Zarko knocking him off the line.


"ALL SIX OF YOU SHALL BE REWARDED WITH A CABIN AND SURVIVAL TOOLS!"


"*sigh...*"


"HAPPY CAMPING SURVIVALISTS!"



- Timeskip -



"It's not that bad..."


"Famous last words Sean..."


The inside looked liked more of a storehouse than a cabin, cobwebs, dust and all that jazz. It was all gone to shit, pots and pans in disarray, a furnace over a hundred years old, beds rotting with spiders and cockroaches.


It's a fortunate thing they played survival games and planned for any kinds of events, they had bug spray, rations, water, compasses, improvised weapons, knives, flashlights...

Anything to survive in the wilderness.


Also the added bonus they got survival tools from the drill sergeant.


"Welp we better prep up I'll get the shit out of the bags, the 2 of you guys will explore this place guys and the rest will organize the shit we bring." 


"Yes great leader!"


"..."


"I'll bite every single one of your dicks off."


They laughed and he chuckled as they did their work. He knows that this won't end bad, it'll be fun in the long run.


He rummages through his bag to find, Chopstick! His pet cat, "I told ya we'd make it ya fuckin' fur ball." He petted him.


'Nothing will ruin this wonderful day...' he unconsciously thought, not noticing he uttered the famous last words.



- Meanwhile -



In the Holy Paradise, a beautiful landscape of clouds and pillars, akin to heaven. There were two goddesses chatting over the concern of the uprising of the new Demon King.


The Demon King had conquered almost the entire continent of Aloriah, enslaving entire nations to to The Horde's will, since the defeat of their Creator-Mother.


Liva and Lavi were two sister Goddesses created by their Creator-Mother to guard the world of Endyll from the Underworld, who sought to conquer it for their bitter ties.


"This is concerning... Is it not enough for heroes of this realm to defeat the unholy king?" Liva the older and gentler one worried.


"Why can't we just kill them and be done with it and rule the mortals directly!?" Lavi the younger but tempered one argued.


"Angels! Sing me a song in my name to calm my nerves!" She dramatically cried.


"As you will my goddess..." the angel obeyed.


"Oh most holy, most beautiful, most humble Lavi~ The greatest of them all~"


"Sister, you must know that it is not in our duty to interfere with mortal affairs..." she kindly reminded.


"Then what are we to do against those demon scum!" She demanded answers.


"Our blessings go only so much on puny mortals! Who's vessel is too small to ever hold holy powers such as mine!" She arrogantly told her as if it was a fact.


"But mother-"


"Mother is dead because of this situation! Had she interfered we would have won against those wretched ilk instead of using mortals!"


The tension was high between these two as the angels kept singing of how great Lavi was. Liva felt hurt by those words yet she still loves her sister, she just wants her to understand.


Lavi meanwhile was disgusted at her sister's "arrogance" thinking she was samrter than her! She was powerful, beautiful and better than her. How dare her! She was her lesser!


"I say we go there and deal with that harlot ourselves! Filthy Demons!" 


"There must be another way!" Liva begged her sister.


She pleaded with sad watery eyes full of abeyance, begging for another option.


"Rrrrr... Fine!" The younger one snapped.


"There must be another way in the Heavenly Archives, follow me!"


"Thank you sister!"



...



In what could be comparable to a giant tower, were many scrolls lining outside of the base. It was a giant marble pillar that held inside many troves knowledge in the divine landscape.


"Here we are! Let us look through this trove of knowledge to get ourselves answers my predicament!" The young goddess quickly searched through every piece of writing, finding the right ones. Throwing away the others on the ground.


"Actually sister it is everyone's predicame-"


"Shut up! I'm trying to find solutions here that is appropriate!" She continued on skimming away without actually reading them.


"I'm sorry, maybe I'll help y-"


"Stop disturbing me you cow!"


"*whimper*"


"Aha! My genius exceeds me again!" There she found the book that she had chosen. She opened it to the other goddess and it showed images depicting a planet getting destroyed in many ways.


"No sister we can't destroy this world!"


"Bah! Who cares? I'll just recreate the world anyway, I am a the most powerful and most beautiful being of them all. It is not a problem." She haughtily said.


"But I care..."


"My plans are ingenious sister!" She insisted.


"I say another option?" She added.


"You dare go against my plans?!"


"How about this?" Picking through the scrolls she showed one and gave it to her to read.


"... Otherworldy summoning?" She questioned with a raised eyebrow.


"Yes, it says here that it will summon a destined hero from another world, the difference is that they have varying magical wells in their being."


"Hmm... maybe we'll just use this. He looks very handsome..." she expressed with desire in her voice, lusting at the image of a black handsome haired man of Asian descent.


"But sister it says there results may-"


"Maybe I'll keep him as my slave for my needs~" licking her lips as she imagined him as her servant tending to all her "needs" with "pleasure".


"Very well this is my idea now. See sister? I am a smartest creature in all the land!" She expressed proudly of how amazing she was.


"Let's summon him already!" She flew away to another part of the Celestial Temple.


"A-as you wish sister..." she mumbled.




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