How To Be A Woman


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Rules and expectations

   As a woman, I know that there's lots of rules and expectations that I need to know, and that I need to learn. You need to be presentable. What most women  don't understand, is that all guys think about, is money, hot chicks, and food. But, I'm not saying all guys are like that. I mean, I've meant quite a few nice, and presentable guys. 

The thing is, I'm not married. I don't have a boyfriend. The only people I truly need in my life, is my family, my friends, and me, myself, and I. I don't need some boy to make me feel good about myself. 

Sure, I might find somebody someday. But now, I don't think so. If your a lady reading this, you need to listen closely on what I'm going to be telling you, because everything in this book, is about how to be cute, presentable, nice, confident, and most importantly, how to be a woman. It may be hard, but your gonna have to deal with it. Trust me when your done reading this, your going to change. Your going to be a completely different person by the end. This, is How To Be A Woman.

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How to dress appropriately

    Women out there, you need to shop! You need to shop til you drop! You need to go to the mall, or just go somewhere to buy you lots and lots of clothes, makeup, and things you know you need. 

 You need to do this, because you don't want to be a preppy princess and be shopping every single day, spending your money until your broke, do you? I know I don't. That's why I go shopping once a month for new clothes, new makeup, and new appliances that I need, or that my family needs. 

Normally when I go shopping, I go looking for new clothes first. Only because I have an obsession with clothes. If you have that same problem as me, then you should know what I'm talking about. 

Anyway, the type of clothes that I get when I'm out, is, well it all depends what the season is at that time. 

In winter, I like to buy a couple pairs of furry, soft, and cute boots. I like to buy a lot of jeans, and leggings. And I love to buy sweatshirts, long sleeved dress shirts, and designer scarves. I absolutely love designer scarves. 

For fall, I like to buy more leggings, and jeans. I'll buy about one or two long sleeved dresses, along with tights. And I'll buy capris leggings, and a couple of cute tank tops, and shirts. 

For spring, I'll buy a bunch of short dresses, and a couple of long sleeved dresses too. I'll also buy lots of tank tops, and T-shirts. Along with some cute shorts. 

Finally, in summer, I'll buy lots of bathing suits, mostly two pieces, but I'll normally get a couple of onesies. I'll get about three thousand tank tops. (Well, not really, but I do buy a lot.) Then, I'll buy some shorts, because I don't normally buy that much shorts in the summer , because I'll have some left over from spring. 

That's all the seasons, I'm pretty sure. My favorite season is winter, because there's so much cute clothes to where in that season. 

I hope you've learned from this chapter, because there's a lot to know about dressing appropriately in the right seasons. 

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How to have educate

   Educate is a big part of a woman's life. You need to act like your a woman, and you need to present yourself as a woman. If not, your a man. Duh. 

Sure, you can have some flaws in being a woman, like going hunting, or getting dirty. But, to me, that just makes a woman more confident, and tougher. 

I'm gonna be honest, I get dirty, a lot! I get outside, work, and get my hands dirty, all the time. But, because I'm a woman, I need to act more feminine then masculine. 

I'm sure everyone knows that, right? 

Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, educate. Yes, ladies, you need to have lots of educate. You need to walk, talk, eat, sleep, and breathe educate. That's how to become a true woman. Educate.

Like I said at the beginning of this chapter, educate is a big part of your life.

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How to be clean

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Hello vacation!

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Learn from the best

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