Special thanks to Kayden and Chris for giving me the idea. 

Burger King and Wendy's lived in IHOP.  One day they had Five Guys named McDonald's, Denny, Michaels, Aldi, and Perkins.  Soon the guys were old enough to get a wife. McDonald's married Red Robin. After the wedding a Giant Eagle flew into the Target of Walmart. McDonald's and Red Robin's new house was Starbucks.  The exact year's are unknown but in 5 Below years they had the Gabriel Brothers. The Gabriel Brothers soon had enough of the rules of Starbucks and soon demanded Justice.