A girl met a boy and fell in love. The boy loved the girl but was not true to the girl. The girl listened to her heart and loved the boy anyways. The boy promised the girl one day they would be together and spend the rest of their lives together. The girl believed the boy and promised the boy she would wait for the boy. Time after time the boy would return to the girl just to leave her once again. Each time reassuring the girl he would one day never leave her again. The girl believed the boy and waited for him to return. After a very long time the boy had not returned and the girl's heart broke. The girl waited and waited knowing the boy would return one day. The boy returned to the girl and the boy told the girl a story. I have fallen in love and will not be returning anymore. The girl replied to the boy I understand I've been married for 20 years. THE END

A woman sat outside her house every night at 8 AM. She dusted off for a lawn chair and lit a cigarette and enjoyed her time with mother nature. One night she noticed a ball rolling down the street. Odd she thought and that was that. The next night after that she saw the same ball rolling down the street and she got a little concerned and stood up and watched the ball pass. The next night the woman decided to stand in the street and wait for the ball. As the ball rolled by the lady kicked it. A little girl walking her dog one morning saw a ball rolling by and started chasing it. The ball stopped and the little girl picked the ball up. The girl noticed a paper sticking out of the ground. It read if you find this letter I am dead please tell my mom  555-555-55555. Jimmy. THE END

There is a saying about a fish who could live 20 years in a bowl. If you happen to find the fish and put it in a tank with other fish the whole tank of fish would live 20 years. The pet store owner told this to the little girl. Do you have the fish the little girl asked. I might you'll have to return every day and look for him. I suppose replied the little girl. The little girl returned every day for 20 years and never found the fish. The girl asked the pet store owner I thought you said I'd find the fish it has been 20 years. The pet store owner replied you have and pointed at every fish tank instore. THE END