Sparkly Turtle's Journal of Completely Irrelevant Things

 

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Introduction

Hi there.  My name is Janna, it's pronounced as Yanna.  I started this journal because my teacher said that I should write daily and keep my thoughts stored in a book like a diary instead of keeping them to myself.  So I have something to pour my ideas into and creating less stress and anger management.  But this is not a diary, it is a journal.  And, that's final.  I am 14, I know I’m pretty old.  In fact I’m over 1000 days old.  Okay, ciao.  :)

 

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Day 1 (November 1): A Heated Pokemon Battle in the Middle of Winter.

It’s the middle of winter, not really it’s just November; it’s freezing outside. All I want is to cuddle in a bunch of heated blankets and drink hot chocolate or warm milk.  But I can’t, not right now though.  I was walking through the cold night back home from my part time job.  My fingers were frozen solid trying to find warmth in my pocket.  My toes were trying to huddle among each other to stay warm.  Ahead of me, I see a man and my first thoughts were that he was smoking.  I held my breath, I didn’t want to inhale any of the smoke, I quickened my pace and I noticed that this man wasn’t smoking any cigarettes; in fact he wasn’t smoking at all.  It was just really cold and you could see his breath.  I imagined myself as a fire breathing dragon, perhaps Charizard from Pokemon, I blew out air and pretended that my breaths were flames.  I was fighting another Pokemon, it was Snover.  Charizard is a large orange fire type Pokemon while Snover is a small white ice type Pokemon.  It was the battle against the 7th gym leader of Sinnoh, Candice, and I really needed this badge.  I envisioned that I had to melt Snover with my flames, it was super effective.  Snover fainted, I got my badge, and at long last I reached my house.  I walked in and embraced in the heat, it felt awesome.
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Day 2 (November 2): Never Question Math or Science Logic.

From my high school experience so far, the 3 months, I have learnt to never question math or science logic.  Like why is 2+2 4?  It would make a lot of sense if it was 22.  And 1+1= window by the way.  Not window as in Windows 8, but the window.  Why do this certain element from the periodic table and that certain element also from the periodic table make this random next element?  Because it's science.  Science is way too scientific for me, I liked doing it back in elementary school because your constantly doing experiments.  Fun stuff.  But now in high school your just sitting in class taking notes from a powerpoint.  I know I shouldn’t be complaining, university is going to get worse.  So it’s final I guess, never question math or science logic.  Just memorize the numbers and stuff for the test.
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Day 3 (November 3): I'm the Most Stressed Out Laziest Person and I Don't Even Know How I Do It.

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Day 4 (November 4): Mental Abuse To Humans.

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Day 5 (November 5): Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.

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Day 6 (November 6): This Wonderful Internet Thing That'll Eventually Ruin Your Life.

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Day 7 (November 7): Calling Someone Just So They Can Check Their Phone.

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Day 8 (November 8): Book Smart People.

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Day 9 (November 9): Overly Obsessed Friends.

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Day 10 (November 10): Winning Tim Hortons Roll Up the Rim.

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Day 11 (November 11): It Scares Me That Our Generation Will Be Ruling The Country One Day.

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Day 12 (November 12): Opening the Car Door and Accidentally Smashing the Neighbouring Car.

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Day 13 (November 13): Getting Accused of Plagiarism by Turn It In.

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Day 14 (November 14): It’s Too Late To Apologize Song.

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Day 15 (November 15): Friends and Crushes.

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Day 16 (November 16): Stop Saying Yolo and Start Saying Hakuna Matata or Momentai.

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Day 17 (November 17): Clearly the Teacher Hate Me.

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Day 18 (November 18): The Random-est Photos Pop Up Onto Facebook When Someone Watches You As You Scroll Down Your Newsfeed.

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