Why are you reading this?

Is it because you are bored?

Right now you probably realizing that this book of stories has no stories.

Why are you still reading this?

Is it because your on a plane with nothing better to do?

Speaking of planes my favorite tv show is LOST its about a plane crash.

Why are you still reading is it because you want to crash?

Is it because you what to escape society?

You might die though.

You better hope that your plane does not crash that is if you are actually on a plane.

Why are you still reading this?

Is it because aliens are invading and this is the only book that prevents them from eating our brains? 

Bananas.

Why are you still reading this?

Is it because you are creative?

Do you like to get creative?

Let's all get creative!

By the was green is not a creative color.

Why are you still reading this?

Is it because you are waiting in like for something and you what to know the harsh reality of life?

Do bad I am not telling!

Purple.

Here's are joke:Can you believe that you are still reading this!

By now you should be deep into a vampire drama. 

🦄Unicorn!

 Why are you on chapter two of this?

Did you know that I was to lazy to finish chapter two so I stopped writing.

🦄Unicorn