Pillow Talk: A Glimpse into the Calls to a Phone Sex Operator

 

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Pillow Talk: A Glimpse into the Calls to a Phone Sex Operator

By Kat Black

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© 2013 by B. McIntyre

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.

ISBN: 978-1494370473

 

Prologue

What makes a man, or for that matter, a woman as well, call a phone sex line? Phone Sex lines cater to all walks of life. Bankers, construction workers, lawyers, doctors, teachers, etc... you name it, I've most likely talked to someone in any position. Even celebrities. Everyone has his or her needs.

Everyone has a fantasy, whether it's having sex in a public place, spanking or being spanked, having a chick with a dick, a male being fucked anally with a strap-on by a woman, a woman who is bi-curious, or even a grown man dressing up as a baby and being cared for by an older woman. Yep, I've acted out all those fantasies... well on the phone.

I must say though, my sex life certainly has become interesting, to say the least. One thing I have learned while being Phone Sex Operator is what men and women want.

In this book, I will not only explain some of the terminology that a Phone Sex operator (from now on I will call her/him a PSO) needs to know and my experiences over the years as one. Some of the calls I have had, still today leave me cringing, fascinated, laughing or just downright disgusted. But, it’s all in a day's work, or night, depending on what shift you work.

This book is a peak into the inside world of what men's fantasy world of men and what they want. Men, maybe you share the same fantasy as other men do, don't be shy about, it's natural to want spice things up in the bedroom. Ladies, use this book as a guide to build upon that boring vanilla sex you've been having every day. Add some whipped cream, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, and cherries.... maybe even a banana. Who knows... he just might love it!

Just remember, it’s all fantasy, as vile and crazy as some calls are, most callers would never dream of actually acting any of their fantasies out for various reasons. Some callers have actually told me that at the end of the calls. Some, just make me wonder.

Introduction

Many housewives turn to becoming a PSO to earn a living. It's convenient, pays pretty well if you're good at it, never boring and face it... who doesn't want to work in their pajamas in their comfort of their own home?

I've been a PSO now for 15 years. So, I can, without hesitation, say I've heard it all. You would think, right? Wrong! After all these years, I'm still boggled by some of the fetishes out there! Ball busting, miniaturization, bug-sized, furries, bug crunching and, yes, even zippers.

I also have "real life" experience as a Dominatrix and the BDSM/Fetish scene. So, implementing that experience into some of my calls, always makes for an added touch... or spanking... whichever is preferred.

The "typical" call, and I use the term "typical" very loosely, starts out as such:

"Hello?"

"Hello."

"Hi, this is Melissa, like in Mmmmmelissa."

"Hi Melissa."

What's your name sweetie?"

"John."

"Where are you calling from John?"

Then I tell him where I am from, give a description of myself, ask what he's into, etc... You get the idea.

In the following chapters, broken down into the genre of the calls, I share with you actual calls that I've received over the past 15 years of my experience as a PSO. The names are fictitious to protect the guilty or I really can't remember their name, so I just tossed in one for good measure.

“I'm thinking about pure sex, deep sex, hard sex, rough sex… Go!”

1. Ball-busting and CBT

When I had first heard of Ball-busting, I was kind of in shock. But, then again it was at the beginning of my PSO career and it somewhat fascinated me.

For those who do not know what Ball-busting is, it is exactly how it sounds. Some women enjoy doing as some men enjoy receiving it.

Ball-busting is causing pain to the testicles of the male for enjoyment reasons. Women enjoy it for the power they feel when they can so easily drop a male to the floor in great agony. They also find it amusing to see them squirming and groaning while holding their scrotums from such a major blow. Males seem to enjoy their own vulnerability when it comes to a woman exploiting it. Most men become erect at the thought of a woman controlling them by their testicles.

-Sam-

"What are you wearing?"

"Black lace panties, black lace bra, tight black dress... low cut on top, high cut on top, black thigh high stockings with garters and black six inch stiletto heels."

"Are the heels pointed?"

"Yes."

"I want you to kick me in the balls as hard as you can."

"Are you standing?"

"Yes."

"Are you naked?"

"Yes."

"Spread your legs as far apart as they can go."

"I am doing that."

"One... two... three... You can feel the point of my toe on my stiletto heels impacting your right ball sack."

"Aaaaaaaaagh!!!!!"

"Now you're feeling the impact of my toe on my stiletto heels on your let ball sack. "Did I feel a crunch?"

Sam then drops to his knees and I can hear him fall to the ground, stroking his cock while writhing in pain at the same time. Then I hear him orgasm, moaning from the pleasure and pain he is feeling shooting throughout his body.

- - - - -

CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) is exactly what it states. The male is aroused by pain caused to his cock and balls through various methods administered by himself or someone else.

-Jason-

“Hello Jason. I want you to go get the following items before we begin; string… like kite string or shoe string, some clothes pins, rubber bands, a candle, matches or a lighter, tape… electrical works perfect, a wooden spoon, some rubbing alcohol, some cotton balls and Q-tips. Let me know when you have collected all those items.”

Time goes by and Jason returns.

“I’m back with all those items.”

“Good. Are you naked?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Good. Now take a rubber band and wrap it around the base of your balls really tight.”

“Okay. Ow, done.”

“Then take a rubber band and wrap it around the base of your cock.”

“Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay.”

“How does that feel?”

“It hurts.”

“Good. Now take the string and at the base of your cock and balls, tie a knot around them together with one end.”

“I have some kite string. Okay, done.”

“Now wrap the string around your cock and balls up to right before the head of your cock begins, right under that ridge.”

“Okay.”

“Make sure you make it really tight.”

“Okay, I will. Ow… ow… ow… ow.”

“Now take the wooden spoon and hit your cock ten times with it. Counting them out.”

“Okay. One… ah ah ah ow ow… two… ah ah ah ow ow… three… ah ah ah ow ow… four… ah ah ah ow ow… five… ah ah ah ow ow… it hurts, it hurts, it hurts…”

“Yes, but you like how it feels don’t you? You love the pain shooting throughout your cock and balls… throughout your whole body.”

“Yes, I love it.”

“Continue…”

“Six… ah ah ah ow ow… seven… ah ah ah ow ow… eight… ah ah ah ow ow… nine… ah ah ah ow ow… and ten… ah ah ah ow ow…”

“Now take the candle and lighter or matches.”

“I have a lighter.”

“Good. Take the candle and hold it over your cock very close and light it, dripping the hot wax onto your cock head.”

“Ow… ow… ow… ow…”

“Feel the burning… the stinging?”

“Yes, it burns…”

“That’s okay, we’ll cool it off with some rubbing alcohol. Get a cotton ball, douse it with the rubbing alcohol and rub it on the head of your cock.”

“Ah ah ah ow ow…”

“Now take the Q-tip and wet it with the rubbing alcohol. Take the head of your cock, squeeze it with your two fingers so that the pee hole opens up. Then take the Q-tip with alcohol and insert it into your pee hole.”

“Ah ah ah ow ow… Ah ah ah ow ow…”

“Leave it there… leave it… leave it… Okay, take it out. Now, take a clothes pin and attach it to the head of your cock, then take the tape and tape the clothes pin into place, so it won’t come lose.”

“Okay… Ah ah ah… ow ow…”

“Is it secure?”

“Yes.”

“Does it hurt?”

“Very much. I… feel… like… I’m… going… to… pass… out…”

“Good. Now, take the wooden spoon again and hit your cock as hard as you can, counting out ten times again.”

“One… ahhhhhhhhh…”

At this point, Jason drops the phone and goes silent.

2. Barely Legal/Age Play Fantasies

Men have always been fascinated with youth in women as much as women are obsessed with looking young. That's where the barely legal calls come into action. "Barely legal" is just that, just turned 18, possibly still in high school... the whole plaid mini skirt, pigtails, school girl look. The innocence of a virgin.

-Daddy-

"I want you to call me "daddy" and tell daddy what his little girl is wearing."

"Hi daddy... I have on white cotton panties, with a white cotton bra, a pink and black mini skirt, a white button blouse, white knee highs and black chunky heeled patent leather shoes."

"Is daddy's little girl still a virgin?"

"Yes, daddy."

"In your ass too?"

"Yes, daddy."

"I know you've sucked cock though. Daddy has seen you doing that to the boys the backyard, haven't you? And don't lie to me."

“Yes, daddy. I have.”

“You are a naughty little slut, aren’t you?”

“Yes daddy, I am”

“And where did you learn that from?”

“You daddy.”

“That’s right. So, don’t lie to your daddy.”

“I’m sorry daddy. What can I do to make it up to you?”

“Come over here and suck daddy’s cock like a good little girl.”

“Like a lollop pop daddy?”

“Yes, just like a lollop pop. And this will be our little secret.”

“Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.”

“That’s a good girl. That’s daddy’s good girl. Keep sucking until daddy gives you all his cream filling and I want you to swallow it all like a good girl, okay?”

“Mmmm… yes daddy.”

-The Girl Next Door-

There is a knock on the door.

“Hi Scott, It’s Melissa from next door. “ Door opens.

“Oh hey Melissa, what’s up?”

“I just got home from cheerleading practice and I locked myself out of the house.”

“Ahhh… that’s why you have your cheerleading outfit on. Sure come inside.”

“I hope I’m not bothering you.”

“Nah, I was just watching a movie. Sit down on the sofa.”

“Is that a porn you’re watching”

“Uhhh… yeah.”

“What kind?”

“Older guys with younger girls.”

“You know Scott, I’ve always had a crush on you.”

“You have?”

“Yeah, I love watching you when you’re outside washing your car with no shirt on. With those strong rippling muscles, I think you have a really hot body.”

“Then perhaps I should take my shirt off for you, but only if you take yours off for me. I think you have a hot body too.”

“Do you want to touch my C cups, Scott?’

“I’ve fantasized about touching your titties since I noticed them coming in. I would love to suck on those pink nipples of yours.”

“Mmmmm…. Go right ahead.”

“’Mmmm… I love how they feel in my mouth. So hard and so soft. Come here and sit on top of me. Unzip my jeans and let me slide your panties to the side… that’s it. Let me slide my throbbing hot cock into your tight little pussy. Mmmmm…”

“My pussy is tight, isn’t it?”

“Yeah…”

“So warm and wet and tight around your cock… sliding up and down… feeling my hot pussy juices trickle down your cock and balls.”

“Mmmmm…. I’m so close to cumming…I want to cum inside of you.”

“Cum inside of me.”

“Oh fuck… oh fuck… oh fuck… I’m cumming,, I’m cumming… Ahhhhhhhh!”

-The Babysitter-

Scenario: David is driving Melissa home after babysitting his kids.

“You know, you’ve grown up to be such a hot girl. I remember when you were ten years old and first beginning to baby-sit for us. So young, tender, naïve.. untouched. Now look at you… just turned 18, graduating high school soon… you’ve grown up quite nicely Melissa.”

“Well, thank you Mr. Smith…”

“Please, call me David. We’ve known each other long enough.”

“Thank you David.”

“So, I bet you have a lot of boyfriends.”

“No, not really.”

David pulls the car over.

“You’re joking, right? A hot girl like you, must have at least a hundred boys chasing after you.”

“No, none.”

“Have you ever been with a guy before?”

“No, I’m still a virgin.”

David undoes his seatbelt, reaches over and undoes Melissa’s seatbelt, sides the chairs back and slides his hand up Melissa’s skirt.

“Your panties are wet. Is this exciting to you?”

“A little.”

David slides Melissa’s panties to the side and begins to rub her pussy lips.

“You’re so wet. I’m going to slide my finger into your little pussy.”

“Mmmmmm…”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“Mhmmm…”

“You’re so warm, wet and tight. Your pussy is so soft, it feels like soft rose petals. I’m going to unbutton your top…”

“Mmmm…”

“Look at those beautiful nipples. They look just like little pink pencil erasers. I want to suck on them. Flick them around with my tongue.”

“David… Mmmm …that feels so good.”

“I want to taste you so bad. Let me slide those panties off. There we go. My God, what a beautiful little tight pink pussy you have. Mmmm… and it tastes so delicious.”

David slides his tongue inside and out of Melissa’s tight little pussy, lapping up her sweet nectar dripping from her pussy.

“Baby, you taste so sweet, just like peaches.”

“Mmmmmm… your tongue feels so good inside my pussy. You’re making my pussy so wet.”

“Give me your hand. Now unzip my pants… that’s it. Feel how hard my cock is? You made it that way. Wrap your small hand around this big throbbing cock… the one you’ve made so hard… that’s it… stroke it… ahhhh… that feels so good. You’ve got my cock so hard. Let’s go to the back of my SUV, I want to feel your tight pussy wrapped around my cock.”

David and Melissa climb into the back of the SUV. Melissa is on her back, skirt up and panties down, legs spread open. David is on top of her.

“I’m going to take my cock and gently slide it into your pussy, it’s going to hurt, but then it will feel better as I fuck you more.”

“Okay.”

“Here comes the head of my cock…”

“Owww…owww…owww”

“Shhhh… it’s okay. I’m going to side it in deeper.”

“Owww…owww…owww”

“Shhhhh… deeper…”

“It hurts, take it out… please? Owwww.”

“Shut up and take my cock, you little cock tease. Yeah, I know you wear those short miniskirts to tease me. You’ve done it long enough now. That pussy belongs to me now. “

“Owww…owww…owww”

“Shut up little whore. Take it… take it… take my big fucking cock. Ahhh… ahhh… ahhhh…. fuck…. Fuck… I’m cumming… open your mouth and take my cum bitch!”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!”

3. BDSM and Domination

BDSM (Bondage and Discipline with Sadism and Masochism) is a mixture of pleasure and pain. Pleasure is derived from pain. It involves, but is not limited to; ball gagging, spanking, whipping, tying up, hot wax, nipple clamping, etc...

-Kidnapped and Tortured-

“You and I are sitting on the sofa watching TV. What are you wearing?”

“Pink lace boy short panties with a matching pink lace tank top.”

“Perfect. I’m just wearing my boxers. Four big black guys burst open our front door. What are they wearing?”

“Black leather boots, leather pants, no shirt, black leather face covers. They are covered in tattoos, really muscular.”

“They come in and blindfold, put gag balls in our mouths, tie our hands behind us and carry us out to a van and put us inside and drive away. They take us to a warehouse and take our blindfolds off. What do we see?”

“There are several beds with dirty sheets stained with sweat, urine and cum. There are video cameras everywhere with the recording lights on. Chains are hanging from the ceiling with hooks. The floor is wet with sweat, urine, blood, cum and water.”

“They take us and hook our bound wrists to the hooks. Just high enough so that our bare toes and balls of our feet are touching the floor. We can feel the wetness of the floor beneath us.”

“One of the masked black men comes over to you and rips your boxers off. He takes a cock cage lined with spikes and clamps it over your cock. If your cock becomes erect, the spikes will dig into your cock, puncturing your cock and balls. Another masked black man stands behind you and begins to whip your back and ass. You feel yourself getting aroused, but know if you do, those spikes will penetrate your cock and balls.”

“The other masked man comes over and rips your panties and top off, exposing your breasts and pussy. Then he attaches nipple clamps attached to a car battery and gives you a few electric shocks. The masked man who whipped me proceeds to whip your pussy, exciting me a little. I can feel the spikes beginning to dig into my cock and balls… the pain arousing me.”

“My pussy begins to get wet and the juices are dripping down my leg to the floor. My nipples are hard as pink pencil erasers. I feel a whip to my back several times and across my ass. Then I feel the sting of saltwater being sprayed across my back, dripping over my ass.”

“One of the masked men unties me and I fall to my knees, he pulls out his big black 14 inch cock and makes me suck it. He has his hand on the back of my head skull fucking me so hard that I vomit a little. My cock starts to get hard. I am getting aroused more and more.”

“The other masked man gets a chair and places it behind me. He stands on it, positions himself behind me. I feel a hard 14 inch black cock penetrating my ass… without lube. He is fucking my ass without mercy.”

“The masked man who’s cock I was sucking, turns me around, puts me on my hands and knees and rams his cock into my ass, pounding me harder and harder. Seeing you getting fucked in the ass, me being fucked in the ass… it’s all so arousing… I feel the spikes puncturing my cock and balls… the pain… ohhhhh the pain… I’m cumming… I’m cumming… AHHHHHHHHHH!”

- - - - -

Submission is the giving by one individual to another individual to control over them in every way possible. Mind, body, heart and soul. Both parties take pleasure and erotic enjoyment from either dominating or being dominated.

-My Bitch-

“Before we get started, I want to lay out the ground rules for you so that you will have no doubts what your duties as a submissive are. Do you understand?”

“Yeah”

“First off , ‘yeah’ is not an acceptable reply to your mistress. When you are told to do something, you respond with a ‘yes Mistress’. When I ask you a question, you respond with a ‘Yes Mistress’ or ‘No Mistress’. Do I make myself clear?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Good sub. Now, I want you to repeat after me… ‘My duties as a submissive are the following…”

“My duties as a submissive are the following…”

“To serve my mistress' needs.”

“To serve my mistress' needs.”

“To obey my mistress’ orders.”

“To obey my mistress’ orders.”

“To accept my mistress’ domination.”

“To accept my mistress’ domination.”

“And… To please my mistress’ desires.”

“And… To please my mistress’ desires.”

“Good, now that we have that established, I want you to strip down naked and you are doing that, I am sitting on a chair in the corner of your room. I am wearing black leather six inch stiletto heels, black thigh high stockings with a seam in the back connected with black lace garters. I am wearing black lace panties, with a matching black lace bra. I have on a black leather mini skirt and a black leather corset, that pushes up my DD breasts. My hair is long auburn red and I have green eyes. I tower over you, you insignificant piece of human flesh. You mean nothing to no one, do you understand that?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Are you in a house or apartment?”

“Apartment Mistress.”

“Very good. Is there a lot of foot traffic in front of your apartment?”

“Yes Mistress. I have a big bay window.”

“Excellent. I want you to get a black marker and write across your chest, ‘BITCH’. Do it now.”

“Yes, Mistress.”

A minute or two passes, I can hear the squeakiness of the marker across his chest.

“I’m finished Mistress.”

“Good. Do you have any dildos there with you?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Go get it.”

“Yes, Mistress, I have it here with me now.”

“Good. Do you have a dog?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Go get your dog’s food and water bowls and put them in front of the window. Let me know when you’ve done that.”

“Yes, Mistress.”

A minute or two passes.

“I’m back Mistress.”

“Now, I want you to get on all fours in front of the window, slide the dildo in your ass while facing sideway so people passing can see you.”

“Yes, Mistress.”

He gets on the ground and begins to push the dildo into his ass.

“Ahhhh… Mistress, it hurts, may I use lube?”

“No, you may not. Enjoy the gift of pain you are receiving from me. Unless, you are rejecting my gift. Is this so?”

“No, Mistress.”

“Good, then continue pushing the dildo into your ass.”

“Mistress, may I speak?”

“Yes, you may.”

“There is a group of people forming in front of my window. They are pointing at me and laughing.”

“Excellent. Look straight at them and continue pushing that dildo into your ass. Do you feel the humiliation?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Thank me.”

“Thank you Mistress for the gift of humiliation. I humbly receive it.”

“Is the dildo all the way in your ass now?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Stand up, turn around and face the window and begin stroking your cock. But, you cannot cum without my permission. Do you understand?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Let me know when you are close to cumming.”

“I’m close to cumming Mistress.”

“Beg me to cum.”

“Mistress, may I cum?”

“No. Keep begging.”

“Mistress, may I cum?”

“No. Keep begging.”

“Mistress, may I cum?”

“No. Keep begging.”

“Mistress, may I cum?”

“No. Keep begging.”

“Mistress, may I please cum?”

“Get on your knees, eat and drink from the dog’s water and food bowl, bitch! You’re a pathetic little bitch, aren’t you? Aren’t you?!”

“Yes, Mistress!”

“And pathetic little bitches eat and drink from the dog’s bowls, don’t they?!”

“Yes, Mistress!”

“You want to cum don’t you little bitch?!”

“Yes, Mistress!”

“Then stand up and cum in front of your window while everyone watches, you pathetic little bitch!”

“Yes, Mistress! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

4. Couples and Cuckolding

Couples like to call in to have someone hear them having sex, while in the comfort of their own home or sometimes a hotel room. It feels safe, the fantasy, without actually having someone there in the room with them. Sometimes the woman wants interaction with another female, but is too shy to actually go with the urge in real life. For them, the phone fantasy is the safest way to go.

-Sara and Steve-

Steve: My wife Sara and I are laying in bed right now completely naked. Sara has never been with a woman before and is a little shy. I’m going to put you on speakerphone.

Me: Hi Steve. Hi Sara.

Sara: Hi.

Me: There’s no need to be shy Sara. I’ll describe to you what I look like. I’m 5’4”, 115, long blonde hair, green eyes, 34DD, nice little round ass, shapely legs, all over tan with no tan lines and I do wax my pussy, but leave a little blonde landing strip to prove I’m a natural blonde.

Steve: You sound gorgeous. Sara is a brunette, but has always wanted to be with a blonde. She has blue eyes and is your height, weighs about 130 and has big natural tits. I’m six feet, 205 pounds, brown hair, blue eyes, muscular, nine inch cock and I have a long thick tongue that likes to eat and lick pussy.

Me: You both sound delicious. Now, are you both naked?

Steve: Yes.

Me: Good. Now, Sara, lay on your back, close your eyes and listen to my voice. Steve, listen to my directions and follow and do what I say. Okay?

Sara and Steve: Okay.

Me: I spread your legs Sara, you feel my tongue slide in between your pussy lips. The tip of my tongue slowly flicks your clit. I take your clit in my mouth and slowly suck on it, feeling it swell in my mouth. Feels good doesn’t it Sara?

Sara: Mmmmm…

Me: You feel my tongue slide into your pussy. I wiggle it around and slurp and suck your sweet juices flowing from inside of you. Your pussy is dripping wet and you can feel your juices trickling down your t highs. I take my tongue out of your pussy and slowly kiss my way up to your nipples and begin to suck, nibble and gently bite on them, making them very hard.

Sara: Mmmmmm…

Me: Steve joins us. You can feel his fingers penetrate your pussy… like a hot knife slicing through butter. He feels how wet you are, how hot and ready you are for his cock. You feel the tip of his cock at the opening of your pussy… you want it inside of you… you can feel the anticipation. You feel his hard throbbing cock slide into your pussy as I slide up to your face and straddle it. Slide my pussy over your lips so you can taste my sweet, wet, pink pussy. You’ve never tasted pussy juice before and it’s the sweetest taste you have ever had in your mouth. You savor the taste of my pussy as Steve slowly fucks your pussy deep and hard. I lean over and begin to lick your clit as I slide my pussy up and down your tongue, fucking it.

Sara: I’m going to cum… oh my God! I am going to cum!!

Me: That’s it… cum for us. Cum for us Sara. Let it all come out…

Sara: OH MY GOD!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Cuckold is when a person, usually a male, becomes sexually stimulated and aroused by watching his partner have sex with another male, preferably a male with a larger penis than his own.

-Three Inches-

“Do you like big cocks?”

“I love big cocks. The bigger, the better. Why? Do you have a big cock?”

“No. It’s really small.”

“Really? How small?”

“Women laugh at it when they see it because it’s so small.”

“How small?”

“Three inches.”

I laugh out loud.

“Three inches?! Are you serious? “

“Yes. That’s pretty small, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, that’s really small.”

“If you were married and your husband had a three inch little penis like me, would you cheat on him?”

“Well, I wouldn’t marry anyone with a three inch little pee pee, but if I did, yeah, I would definitely cheat on him. Why do you ask?”

“My wife cheats on me all the time with big black cocks and she makes me watch sometimes. In fact, she’s in our bedroom right now getting fucked by a big black 12 inch cock. I can hear her screaming in pleasure because it’s so big.”

“Why aren’t you in there now watching her?”

“She told me to call you and get myself off because she wanted to be alone with the big black cock.”

“Ahhh, I see. Does she ever make you clean her pussy out after she’s been fucked?”

“All the time. If you were my wife and I was watching you getting fucked by a big black cock, what would you make me do?”

“I would look straight at you and tell you what a small little puny weak limp penis you had and that you would never satisfy me and that your little dick isn’t good for anything. I don’t even like sucking it because it’s not even a mouthful.”

“Tell me how big the black cock is and how it makes you feel.”

“When that big black 12 inch monster cock goes into my pussy, I can feel the head stretch my pussy out and as it goes deeper, I can feel my entire pussy being stretched out as the big black 12 inch cock goes deeper and deeper inside of me… pumping me, fucking me really hard… then harder and harder and harder and harder. I would make you watch me get fucked so hard, because we both know that you would never please me like that big black 12 cock can, can you?”

“No.”

“You will never be able to please a woman with your small little three inch penis, will you?”

“No.”

“You wish you had a big 12 inch cock, don’t you?”

“Yes.”

“Tell me. Tell me that you want a big 12 inch cock.”

“I want a big 12 inch cock. I want a big 12 inch cock. I want a big 12 inch cock! Ahhhhhhh!”

5. Exhibitionism and Voyeurism

When someone gets sexual arousal from exposing their body in a public or semi-public manner, they are called Exhibitionists. The practice may arise from a desire or compulsion to expose themselves in such a manner to groups of friends, acquaintances, or to strangers for their sexual satisfaction or to shock the person they are exposing themselves to.

-Moonlit Mayhem-

“Hi, my name is Greg. I’m in my car right now driving nude.”

“Where are you driving to?”

“Wherever you tell me to go. I want to spend the evening exposing myself.”

“Is there a mall close to you?”

“There is a strip mall with a Wal-Mart.”

“Drive to the Wal-Mart then.”

“Okay, I am headed there now.”

“So, have you ever exposed yourself to anyone before?”

“No, it’s always been a fantasy of mine though ever since I can remember. I decided tonight was the night that I was going to expose myself.”

“Okay. How far away from the Wal-Mart are you?”

“I’m pulling into the parking lot now. Looking for a parking spot.”

“Okay, once you park, let me know.”

“I’ve parked. Tell me what to do now.”

“Is there is anyone in the parking lot?”

“Just a few cars here. I parked next to one… Wait… someone is coming out of the Wal-Mart now. I am going to get out of the car and show myself to her.”

I hear the car door open, Greg is outside of his car. A minute passes, then I hear a woman’s voice say, “Oh my God! What the fuck are you doing?!”

Greg gets back into his car and begins driving again.

“That was a rush. My cock is so hard right now. I’m stroking it while I am driving and talking to you. Where do you want me to drive to now?”

“What is close now?”

“The beach is close now, just a few minutes. Oh my God that was such a big turn on having that woman see me totally naked. What a fucking rush!”

“Let me know when you get to the beach.”

“I’m there now. Looking for a parking spot.”

“Is there anyone at the beach?”

“There are groups of people on the beach with bonfires. I am going to park at one end of the beach and run past them all naked.”

“Okay. Let me know when you start.”

“I’m getting out of the car now…. I’m walking towards the first group at a bonfire. There’s about seven or eight people… It’s night time, but the beach is lit by a full moon and the bonfires…. I’m approaching the first bonfire. A couple of them see me are pointing… I’m walking towards the water. Oh my God, this is such a rush and a turn on for me… my cock is so hard right now.”

“What is the group doing?”

“they are all looking at me now… pointing. I hear some of them laughing… I’m walking away from them though and to the next group. This group is bigger. A lot of people. I hope they don’t chase me or anything.”

“Did anyone from the last group chase you?”

“No. There’s at least twenty to twenty-five in this group though… Okay, some of them see me and are pointing and telling everyone else… They are all looking at me now. I think I am going to start running.”

As Greg starts running, I can the laughter of the group of people and the cheers and jeers. Greg is running and I can hear him breathing heavy.

“I am going to go over here next to these rocks and sit down now. My cock is so hard. I need to stroke it… Ahhhh…. that feels so good. Oh my God, that was amazing… I never did that before. Went before anyone completely naked and had them see me and watch me. Oh my God, this feels so good stroking my cock right now… Ahhh…. Okay… okay… I am going to go back to my car now, but I am going to walk through the parking lot where it’s more lit. When I get back to my car I am going to stroke my cock and cum everywhere.”

Greg begins to pant again as he walks towards the parking lot and to his car.

“Oh shit.”

“What’s wrong?”

“There’s a group of guys parked next to my car. I’m going to have to walk right by them to get to the driver’s side of my car.”

“Do it. Walk right by them and get into your car like nothing is wrong.”

“What if I piss them off?”

“Just walk right by them, open your car door, get in and drive away. I bet they will be in too much shock to react at first, which will you buy you some time to get into your car.”

“Okay. Well, I wanted to do this, right? I wanted to expose myself to a lot of people, right?”

“You sure did. Where are you now?”

“In the aisle over hiding behind a car.”

“Okay… do you have a key chain that unlocks your car door?”

“Yes.”

“Okay… count to five… unlock your door and run to your car, get in, lock the door, and start the engine and drive away. Okay?”

“Okay.”

“Ready?”

“Yes.”

“One… two… three… four… five! Go!”

I hear Greg’s car beep as the door is unlocked. I hear Greg panting as he is running to his car. I hear voices, the car door open, slam close and lock. The car engine starts.

“I’m driving away.. I’m driving away… I’m driving away. Oh my God, oh my God… my heart is racing. I need to pull over somewhere. My cock is throbbing so much.”

“Okay Greg, pull over. Find an area to pull over in.”

“I did. I’m on the side of the road now. I’m stroking my cock. Oh God, it feels so good. Mmmmm… Mmmmm…”

Greg strokes his cock for awhile, then I hear…

“Oh shit… oh shit…”

“What wrong?”

“A cop just pulled up behind me. Oh shit, I parked in a no parking area. Shit.. shit… what do I do?”

“Well, don’t drive away, he’ll end up chasing you.”

“Fuck! What do I do?!”

Before I could say anything, Greg’s phone hangs up and I never learn what happened to Greg that night.

When someone spies on someone for arousal or sexual interest, it's called Voyeurism. Whether it's watching someone undress, engaging in sexual activity or other intimate actions that are considered to be of a private manner.

-Sexy Spectacle-

‘I’m watching my neighbor right now. Her curtains are open and she is getting undressed. She’s wearing sexy red lace panties, with a matching bra. Sometimes she wears black lace, sometimes pink lace, whatever color, it’s always lace. She does this every night. Undresses in her bedroom, then walks around her house in her lace panties and bra. She drives me insanely wild. Lately though, she’s been masturbating on her bed and I can see her and I watch her. . She takes her clothes off and leaves her panties and bra on. She stands in front of her mirror, undoes her hair, shakes it and it just cascades over her shoulders. She admires her body… running her hands over her breasts, down her stomach into her panties. She lingers her hand in her panties, fondling her pussy… closing her eyes… turning herself on. Then she walks over to her bed and sits on it facing the window. She reaches into her nightstand, opens the drawer and pulls out a vibrator. The thing must be at least ten inches. She takes her bra off and I see these two perfectly round breasts with the most pinkish erect perky nipples. I could almost taste them in my mouth. Feel them on my tongue as I lick and suck on them. She lays back on her bed, slides her panties to the side, never removing them. She takes the tip of her vibrator and rubs it against her clit… arching her back in an upward motion. I see her eyes are closed and her mouth open. Her perfectly shaped mouth, with those red pouty lips… you know.. the kind you can kiss for hours… the kind you imagine wrapped around your cock. Even though her window is closed, I can almost hear her moaning as he mouth opens wider and wider. I can almost hear her moaning my name… almost. As he orgasm comes closer, so does mine. We both begin breathing heaving… our chests rising and falling with every long deep breath we take together. I can feel myself building up for my orgasm as she nears hers. She has no idea I am watching her. No idea that she is giving me my own private show. Our breaths become deeper and deeper as we both come close to orgasm together. I can almost feel her hot breath on my neck… my cock inside her tight, warm, wet pussy… sliding in and out of her…in and out… in and out… in and out… until we both orgasm together… ahhhh…ahhhh…ahhhh.”

6. Fetishism and Kink

I once heard a joke about fetish and kink and it made me giggle, so I will share it with you.

What is the difference between fetish and kink?

Fetish is a feather, kink is the whole chicken.

Both are considered out of the “norm” when it comes to sexual arousal and pleasure. No vanilla sex when either of these two are involved.

When a person receives sexual arousal from an object, body part or specific situation, it is called fetishism. The object or situation of interest is called the fetish. The person who has a fetish for that object or situation is a fetishist. Fetishes enhance or create sexual arousal. There are many fetishes out there and new ones are created every day. Fetishes range from foot worshipping, anal play, golden showers, tickling, ladies shoes, stockings, food, etc... the list goes on.

-Just a Tiny, Little Fetish-

This call, I would have to say, is the weirdest fetish call I have ever received to this date. Keep in mind, the caller, I shall call “Tiny Tim” spoke the entire time in a “small” voice. Something close to the Lilliputians in the book Gulliver's Travels.

“Hello, my name is Tiny Tim. I’m five inches and shrinking every day. I just keep getting smaller and smaller and smaller.”

“Why is that happening to you?”

“The evil witch put a spell on me because I wouldn’t return her love. So, now I will whither away into nothing. Everything is so big to me. Shoes, people, feet, couches, food, cats, dogs, … everything. It’s so hard being this small and tiny. Right now I’m at a party with celebrities and models in high heel shoes. They are walking everywhere and almost crunching me. Please come and save me!”

“Okay, I just walked through the front door. See me? I’m wearing red glitter shoes.”

“Yes, I see you. I am running towards you, trying to get away from all these shoes trying to squish me. You put your purse down on the floor and I jump into it. You take me outside and reach into your purse and open the palm of your hand face up and I climb onto the palm of your hand. You hold me up to your face and I lean over and kiss you on the cheek. Just then a bird comes by and snatches me out of the palm of your hand and carries me away. I manage to get free and I am dropped onto a playground filled with children. One little girl picks me up and puts me in her pocket. She has jelly beans in her pocket and I am starving, so I eat a jelly bean. It was too much, so I begin to feel sick. She takes me home because her mother calls her inside. We go into her bedroom and she puts me in the cage with her hamster. He looks really hungry and like he wants to eat me. His teeth look so scary and huge. Before he can eat me, her sister comes to clean out the hamster cage and pulls him out. She doesn’t see me and empties the cage into a bag and carries it outside and throws it into the trash can. I manage to climb out and into the neighbor’s yard where their Chinese son is playing in the yard. He sees me and picks me up and holds me close to his face. Chinese people scare me. Their eyes look strange to me and they eat weird things. I can feel myself shrinking smaller. The Chinese boy takes me inside his house and shows me to his mother. She tells him to wash me up so she can cook me. He takes me into the bathroom and fills the sink with water. He takes all m clothes off and puts me into the water in the sink. The water is warm and feels nice. Just when I am starting to relax in the water, he pulls me out and takes me to his mother. She then throws me in the frying pan, where she has already put rice, egg and chicken… and now she adds me. I feel the heat of the pan and begin to cook. I feel my flesh cooking, blistering… I feel my body shutting down because the pain is so intense and… ahhh… ahhh.. ahhh….”

Sexual actions that are overtly accentuated outside of the normal realm of sexual boundaries and pleasure is called kink. Kink derives from the idea of a "bend" (a "kink") in one's sexual behavior, to contrast such behavior with "straight" or "narrow". Kinky sexual practices go beyond what are considered conventional sexual practices as a means of heightening the intimacy between sexual partners.

Some draw a distinction between "kink" and "fetishism", defining the former as enhancing partner intimacy, and the latter as replacing it. Because of its relation to "normal" sexual boundaries, which themselves vary by time and place, the definition of what is and is not kink varies widely as well. Those who are into kinky sexual pleasure, are sometimes deemed as perverts because of the levels of perversion that may take place in a enhanced kinky sexual act.

-Dirty, Stinky Feet-

“You have been wearing your high heeled shoes all day, haven’t you?”

“Yes, how did you know?”

“I can smell your dirty, stinky feet all the way over here.”

“You can? I just took my high heels off. My feet are all sweaty and stinky and dirty.”

“Your panty hose got a run in them today, didn’t they?”

“Yes, and I had to take them off this morning, which is why my feet are all sweaty and smelling bad.”

“Give your feet to me and I will lick them clean.”

“Here, take them.”

“Mmmmm… they taste so salty and dirty. And they are so stinky. Your friends are coming over aren’t they?”

“Yes, I can hear them at the door now.”

“Tell them to take their shoes off. I hope they have dirty, stinky feet too.”

“Okay. They are all sitting down with their shoes off.”

“I’m going to lay on the floor on my back and I want you and your friends to rub your dirty, stinky feet all over my body and face and say over and over again, ‘dirty, stinky feet’.”

“Dirty, stinky feet… Dirty, stinky feet… Dirty, stinky feet… Dirty, stinky feet… Dirty, stinky feet… Dirty, stinky feet… Dirty, stinky feet… Dirty, stinky feet… Dirty, stinky feet…”

“Ahhhhhh…”

-Royal Flush-

“I want to be your human toilet and my tongue to be your toilet paper. I am going to lie on my back and open my mouth and I want you to pee in my mouth. Give me that warm, sweet, yellow nectar of yours.”

“Okay, I’m squatting your mouth… I feel my bladder starting to relieve itself. Here comes my warm piss… feel it going into your mouth and down the back of your throat?”

He starts to make ‘gurgling’ noises.

“I’m done. Now lick my pussy clean.”

He makes slurping noises, then cums.

7. Forced Feminization and TS/TV

Forced Feminization is when a male is forced into taking on the role of a woman. Usually it’s done by a woman wearing a strap on or in other cases, the male is forced into the role of the woman in an all male situation. Sometimes, to enhance the experience, the male is also forced to dress up as a woman and wear make-up, jewelry, etc…

-Jailhouse Bitch-

“Hi, I want to share something that happened to me recently.”

“Okay, what happened to you?”

“I just got out of jail after being there for a year, when I should have only been there for six months.”

“What did you do?”

“Unpaid ticket, then it went to a warrant. But, I was sent to a block that was mostly all blacks and I’m a skinny white boy.”

“Why did that happen?”

“I don’t know. When I got to the jail, I was told by the guard to strip down naked and enter this room so I can be inspected and given my jail jumpsuit. But, after I went into the room, the door was closed and locked and I was standing there naked for an hour or so. I’m not sure, there weren’t any clocks in the room. Then the door opened and three big black guys, huge black guys, came into the room. The biggest one’s leg alone was thicker than my whole body. “

“Then what happened?”

The biggest black guy name Darius, pulled his jumpsuit off and made me get down on my knees and he slapped me across the face with his enormous cock. I mean, the damn thing was thicker than my arm and at least fifteen inches.”

“What were the other guys doing?”

“The other two guys did the same thing and dropped their jumpsuits and began to hit me with their enormous cocks. I was so afraid of them… I did what they told me to do.”

“Which was?”

“I was afraid. I had to do it. I thought they were going to kill me. I’m not gay. I’m not gay!”

“What did they make you do?”

“They made me suck their cocks and Darius fucked me in the ass. It was so humiliating.”

“How long did it last for?”

“For as long as I was there. I became their sex slave and they made me stay naked the whole time. I had to suck their cocks and get fucked any time of the day or night they wanted me to. Darius weighed over 300 pounds and made me sleep between his legs and suck his cock all night while he slept. “

“So, are you home now?”

“Yeah, I’ve been home for a week and Darius got out of jail yesterday and he showed up at my door… he found out where I live and now he wants me to be his bitch. I am so scared. He said he wants me naked when he shows up at my door and for me to get down on my knees and suck his cock as soon as I open the door.”

“Why don’t you tell someone? Like the police?”

“Because, I am scared.”

“I don’t think you’re scared. I think you like it. Don’t you?”

“No.”

“I think you like have that big black cock in your mouth. I think you like being Darius’ little cocksucking little whore bitch, don’t you?”

“No!”

“Admit it! You love sucking cock!”

“No!”

Admit it! You’re a cocksucker and love it!”

“Okay.. okay… I love sucking cock! I love sucking big black cock! I don’t want to tell anyone because I love having that big black cock in my mouth! I love feeling Darius’ come in my mouth and ass! I love being ducked in my ass! I’m a little cocksucking bitch! I admit it!”

“You want to suck cock all day, don’t you?”

“Yes!”

“Then stop being a whiny little bitch and take the cock you little cock whore!”

“Okay… I will take it anytime he gives it to me!!”

Transsexual (TS) is when a person's assigned sex at birth conflicts with their psychological gender. Not to be confused with a person who is transgendered (TG), meaning, they have gone through a surgical procedure to change their sexual gender. A transsexual still has their original sexual parts.

Transvestites (TV) are males who dress as a woman, while still having male genitals.

-Whore Me Out-

“Hello. I want you to dress me up and whore me out.”

“What is your name?”

“Nicholas”

“Your name is now Nikki.”

“Okay.”

“First, we’ll start out with a red lace thong, red lace bra, red thigh high stockings with the seam in the back, attached to those a red garter. I will put a red vinyl mini dress, high cut at the bottom and low cut at the top. We’ll add some six inch stiletto red vinyl heels with an ankle strap. You are going to be a slutty redhead, so we will put a red wig on you, with red lipstick and those slutty hoop earrings. Fake eyelashes and heavy eye make-up. How do you feel?”

“Like a slutty whore.”

“Good. Now, we’re going to a club. We walk in and all the guys are staring at you, because even though you look like a whore, you look like a hot whore. I point you over to the stripper dance pole. Go dance on the pole.”

“Okay.”

“While you’re dancing on the pole, I’m talking to the other men watching you. They all want you to suck their cocks in the back room.”

“I love sucking cock.”

“That’s because you’re a little cocksucking whore. I gesture over to you to some over to me. I have seven guys lined up. We go to the back room and I tell you to get down on your knees. The first has a nine inch cock, open your mouth and take it like a whore.”

“Ahhhhh”

“Good whore. Now start sucking his cock.”

“Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp…”

“You feel an even bigger cock enter into your ass. It’s about 13 inches and it’s big and black and thick. You feel some pain in your ass, but you can take it like a whore. So, you can take it. Now, you’re being fucked at each end. Two guys come up to you and you take their cocks in your hand and start jerking them off. Their cocks are about 11 inches each. They are so big and hard. The other three guys are standing around you jerking their cocks towards you while you are sucking and getting your ass pumped hard. I take pictures of you so that I can post the photos all over the internet, your neighborhood, your work and wherever you frequent often so that everyone knows what a slutty whore you are. The guys are getting close to cumin. Stroke and suck harder whore. Suck those cocks you little cocksucking whore!”

“Ahhhh… ahhhh… ahhhh…”

“Good. Now the guys are starting to cum all over you… you feel your ass being pumped with cum, your mouth and the other guys are cumming all over hair, your face, your dress, your body… feel that hot cum bath… feel it…”

“Ahhhhh… Ahhhhh… Ahhhhh!”

8. Girlfriend Experience

Some lonely guys want to pretend or imagine you’re their girlfriend and they just want to call you up and talk. This happens on many different levels, sometimes it’s just talk and sexy talk or it’s talk then phone sex, or just simple talking because they just need someone to talk to and listen to them.

I remember once this guy calling and I played the role of his ex-girlfriend that he missed very much. I really felt bad for the guy because during the call, he began to cry and ask me why I left him. At the end of the call, in his mind we were back together. Some people cope in so many different ways over break-ups, this was just one of coping.

-Come Back to Me-

“Hi Michelle, baby I was surprised when you texted me and said that you wanted me to call you. Especially after you said you didn’t want me anymore.”

“Well, I’ve missed you and wanted to hear your voice.”

“I’ve thought about what you said and all the mistakes I made. Baby, I am so sorry for doing what I did. I should have appreciated you more and tended to your needs. I know you kept telling me that you weren’t happy and I should have listened to you. I just never thought you would leave me. I’m so sorry baby. I shouldn’t have worked so many hours and left you alone at night.”

“I know. I forgive you. You were just so busy with work all the time and I was so lonely without you. It hurt that you didn’t want to spend more time with me. We used to spend so much time together and we were happy.”

“I know baby. Remember the first vacation we took? The one to Jamaica? You looked so beautiful laying on the beach in that two-piece bikini that I had bought for you. You are so beautiful Michele. I miss the smell of your hair, the softness of your skin, your soft lips. I just wanted to kiss you and never stop. Remember the candlelit dinner we had on the beach watching the sunset?”

“Yeah baby, I remember. It was so romantic.”

“Then we made love on the beach. That was such an amazing time. You loved me feeding you those strawberries and whipped cream. I can sill taste the sweetness on your lips when I kissed you.”

“It was very romantic.”

“Tell me you still love me. I just need to hear that you still love me. Please tell me.”

“I love you baby.”

“I love you too Michelle.”

“Do you miss me?”

“Yes, I miss you.”

“Baby, give me another chance. I need you, I really need you…”

At this point he starts to cry.

“Will things be different for us this time?”

“Baby… they will be like they were in the beginning. I won’t take you for granted anymore and I will appreciate you more. I will show my love for you like I never have before. Just say you will take me back Michelle, please baby, I am begging you, please tell me you will take me back.”

“As long as you promise things will be better, I will take you back.”

“You will? Really?”

“Yes, I will take you back.”

“Baby, you’ve made me the happiest man in the world! I will take you out this week and show you how much I appreciate and love you. I promise to you that I will be a better man, I will promise to you on my mother’s grave. I never want to lose you again Michelle. I love you baby.”

“I love you too.”

“I’m going to go now because I know you have to get up early for work tomorrow and you need your sleep. Sweet dreams baby and I will talk to you tomorrow.”

“Okay, sweet dreams to you too.”

“Bye bye beautiful.”

“Bye bye.”

9. Good Old Fashioned Phone Sex

There is no such thing as a “typical” phone sex call. To say there was would be a total fabrication. But, there are simple and to the point vanilla sex type of calls. Face, everyone has his or her needs and sometimes a guy or girl just needs to rub out one before going to bed at night.

-Jake-

“Hello?”

“Hello.”

“Hi, my name is Melissa, what’s yours?”

“My name is Jake.”

“How are you doing Jake?”

“I’m really fucking horny.”

“Oh, I’m always horny. Do you want me to describe myself to you?”

“No, not really. What are you wearing though?”

“I have on a red lace thong with a red lace little teddy.”

“Take them off.”

“Okay. They’re off.”

“Do you have any toys?”

“I have several in different sizes.”

“Get the one closest to eight inches.”

“I do have an eight inch one.”

“Does it vibrate?”

“Yes.”

“Take it and rub your clit with it.”

“Okay…. Mmmmm….”

“That’s it. Feel good?”

“Mmmmhmmm…”

“Are you getting wet?”

“Mmmhmmmm…”

“Good. Now slide the vibrator into your pussy and imagine it’s my cock fucking you… yeah.. that’s it… fuck yourself with it… deep and hard…”

“Mmmmmmmm…”

“Yeah… take it… take it… take my cock.. yeah… yeah… that’s it… yeah… take it… fuck yeah… ahhh… ahhh…ahhhh…”

10. Guided Masturbation

Sometimes a guy just needs a “helping hand” to get him moving along. Calling and talking to someone to just do that is a big turn on for some guys.

-Guide Me Hard-

“Hi, this Kevin, I need a little help. Can you help me?”

“What do you need help with?”

“I’m 18 years old and have never had sex before or masturbated and I need your help to walk me through on how to masturbate.”

“Okay, Kevin. Do you have some lubrication?”

“I bought some in a tube and I have it right here.”

“Are you naked?”

“YYes, I am laying on my back on my bed naked.”

“Good. Now take some of that lube and put a good amount on the palm of your hand, about a silver dollar’s worth.”

“Okay… Done.”

“Now take your hand and start massaging your balls. Feel how nice and wet it feels…”

“Mmmmm…”

“Gently glide your hand over your balls to the base of your cock, then up your cock to the head… then back down your cock, over your balls… gently…”

“Mmmmm…”

“Then gently back over to your cock, to the base, very slowly… gently… caressing… that’s it… now slide your hand up your cock to the head again… then take your middle finger and slide it down the base of your cock, underneath your cock, right before the base… that’s it… now gently push your finger into the spot and move y our finger in a circular motion.”

“Ahhh… ahhh… oh God…”

“That’s a pressure point in your cock. If you ever wear a cock ring, get one with a small little vibrator on it and place it on that spot, it will enhance your orgasm and make it feel really intense.”

“Ahhh… ahhh…”

“There you go, that’s it… stroke your cock up and down… over your balls… back over to your cock…. Good.”

“I’m going to cum… I’m going to cum… ahhhhh!”

11. Lesbians and Bi-curious / Bi-sexual Women

Not only do men have needs, but women do as well. If a woman tells you that she doesn’t masturbate, chances are that she is lying! Seriously, look at how many masturbation sex toys are in the sex toy industry for women.

A new study reveals 92% of women regularly take time out to masturbate, a huge jump from the findings of previous studies (74% in 1979 and 62% in 1953).

The Gossard Big M Survey interviewed 1,000 women, ages 18-30, and their answers indicate that not only do 9 out of 10 women play with themselves; two-thirds do it three times a week. The study refers to these as "sessions," which we can assume doesn't refer to the number of orgasms achieved, but rather, the time spent achieving them. Because you know that if you have one, you stick around for more. Orgasms from masturbating are like Payless shoes: Once you get the first pair, you get the second for next to nothing.

Going just from the published findings of this survey, it's impossible to determine, on average, what percentage of the week is spent flying solo. So maybe we can make this a group effort? I'll start off:

- I masturbate, on average, 7 days a week.

- Each "session" lasts for about 20 minutes, with a minimum of 3 orgasms a session, and a max of 5.

Now take into consideration:

- I work from home, so I have more opportunities to masturbate on a whim than most women. Sometimes I have 2, 3 or 4 or more "sessions".

- I use my purple seven inch g-spot vibrator, which, indeed hits my g-spot without fail, so the act is easier. However, I also make up for time saved by being greedy with as many orgasms as possible. Sometimes, I go deeper into my sex toy drawer and use my anal vibrator and a clitoral vibrator to enhance the experience. If I'm feeling really kinky, I pull out my vibrating nipple clamps also.

So, yes... women call in as well for me to help them out. Hell, we all need a little "helping hand" or tongue sometimes.

-Dirty Panties-

Note: This call was taken on a two-girl call. Where a guy can call in and talk to two girls, if he should choose.

“Hello?”

“Hi baby, what are you up to?”

“Just home a little while ago and my roommate is in the shower. I was watching her.”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah, I think she has my dildo and is playing with it in the shower. Oh, my name is Melissa, by the way. What’s yours?”

“Oh, I’m Keith.”

“Nice to meet you Keith. So, yeah, I am standing here watching her. You want to know what naughty thing I did?”

“What is that?”

“I took her dirty panties out of the hamper and have been smelling them. Is that bad of me Keith?”

“No, that’s really hot. What kind of panties are they?”

“Little red lacey panties. Her dried pussy cum is in the crotch and her boyfriend’s as well. God, they smell sooooo good. I wish you could smell them.”

“Me too.”

“Keith, have you ever stolen panties before that were worm?”

“Yeah, I took my aunt’s panties before while I was staying at her house.”

“What did you do with them?”

“I smelled them and wrapped them around my cock and jerked my cock with them.”

“Oh Keith, you’re just as kinky as I am. I like you. I’ve had a crush on my roommate since she moved in. She’s totally hot. Long brown hair, blue eyes, a smoking hot body and her tits are to die for. So perky. I’ve been wanting to eat her pussy for a long time. As far as I can tell, her pussy smells really good and tastes good, according to these dirty panties.”

“Nice.”

“Oh shit! She’s coming out of the shower!”

“Melissa! What are you doing with my dirty panties?!”

“I was sniffing them… wait a minute… is that my dildo?”

“Ummm… yeah. But, you still didn’t answer my question. Why do you have my dirty panties?”

“I was smelling them.”

“Why?”

“I have a confession to make. I have had a crush on you since you moved in here and I dream about licking and tasting your pussy.”

“You do?”

“I do.”

“Do you want to taste it now?”

“I do. Keith, should I take Candi up on her offer and taste her pussy for real?

“Oh yeah. Why don’t you both lick each other’s pussies?”

“You have someone listening to our conversation?”

“Yeah, it’s Keith. Pick up the other phone and we can all have some fun.”

“Okay…. Hi Keith. This is Candi.”

“Hello there Candi. You and Melissa both sound hot.”

“That’s because we are Keith. Melissa wants to lick my pussy.”

“You should lick each other pussies at the same time.”

“Like in a 69 position?”

“Oh yeah… that would be so hot.”

“Melissa come here… let’s go lay on the bed.”

“Sounds hot to me. Let me lay down so you can straddle my face.”

“Oh yeah. Taste that sweet pussy of mine. There you go. Slide that tongue inside of me. Mmmmm…. Keith are you still with us?”

“Oh yeah, I’m stroking my cock and listening to you two.”

“Oh good… damn Melissa, you lick a good pussy. That’s it. Lick me. Mmmmm… oh shit. Let me lick yours too. Mmmmm… you taste like peaches baby. Why haven’t I tasted your pussy before? You taste so yummy.”

“You girls are so fucking hot. You got my dick so hard. Fuck.”

“Mmmmmm…..”

“Yeahhhhhh…”

“Ahhhhhh….”

“I’m going to cum…”

“Me too…..”

“Oh God….”

“Ahhhhhhhhh…”

-Lick Me Dry-

“Hello?”

“Hi, my name is Samantha.”

“Well, hello there Samantha, my name is Melissa. How are you this morning?”

“I woke up feeling very horny. What do you look like?”

“I’m a hot little redhead with blue eyes, about 5’4”, 115 pounds, 32-D cups, a nice little round ass and I shave my pussy with a little red landing strip to prove I’m a natural redhead.”

“Mmmmm… you sound hot. I love redheads.”

“What about you? You sound hot so far with your voice.”

“Well, I’m 5’ 8”. 130, C cups, black hair, green eyes, bubble butt and an all over tan with no tan lines. My pussy is completely shaved. And what I want you to do is get down there and lick my pussy and suck on my clit and do it well.”

“Oh yes, Miss Samantha. I am going to spread those legs wide open, take my tongue and spread apart your pussy lips and slide my tongue inside your pussy. Mmm… your pussy is so sweet… slurp… and wet…. Mmmmm…”

“Yeah, that’s it… Mmmm… get inside and move that tongue around, wiggle that tongue…. Ahhh… Mmmmm… that’s it…”

“I’m going to suck and nibble on your clit.”

At this point, I can hear Samantha’s vibrator humming as she is masturbating with it inside her pussy.

“Mmmmm… oh yeah… that’s it… Mmmm… yeah…. Lick it…. Lick it…. Oh yeah… suck me dry…. I squirt when I cum… that’s it… suck me… Ahhhhh… ahhhh…. oh fuck… oh fuck… oh shit… I’m going to cum… I’m going to cum… Ugh..ahhh… ahhhh…. ahhhh…. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!”

12. MILF and Cougar

MILF, an acronym for Mom I’d Like to Fuck, is a growing thing these days. The fad of younger guys with older women, or cougars as they are often called, is growing more and more every day. Young guys are having fantasies about their friend’s mom, their mom’s friend, an older neighbor… even their girlfriend’s mom.

The term MILF is now in common usage, and denotes a sexually attractive older female, generally between 30 and 50 in age. Along the same lines as the "hot older woman" story genre.

A cougar may be defined as a woman over 40 who sexually pursues younger men, typically more than ten years her junior.

MILF or Cougar searchers like to call the phone sex lines and act out fantasies involving these types of older women.

-White Lace Panties-

“Hello?”

“Hi. I wanted to tell you about what happened to me last night.”

“Okay, tell me what happened.”

“I was at my girlfriend’s house and my girlfriend and I were watching TV. and my girlfriend fell asleep on the sofa. I was feeling thirsty, so I went into the kitchen to get a drink. I’ve been seeing my girlfriend now for about four years now, so I’m comfortable at her house.”

“Okay. So, you went to the kitchen to get a drink.”

“Yeah, I go into the kitchen and her mom is standing there wearing nothing but a pair of white lace panties.”

“Really?”

“Yeah! I say hi to her and that I was just getting a drink and she offers me some rum and coke. So, I tell her yes. I sit at the table with her and I just can’t take my eyes off her tits. She has these really big full breasts. Not like my girlfriend who has these little tiny B cups. Her mom’s tits are like DD’s and they’re so perky and her nipples were really hard. She asked me if I had ever been with an older woman and I told her no. She gets up from the table and comes over to me, get on her knees in front of me, unzips my jeans, pulls them down around my ankles and starts to suck on my cock!”

“Wow. Is she married?”

“Yeah, her husband was asleep upstairs in the bedroom. I was really nervous and excited and was afraid, but when she put her mouth over my cock, I was so hard and it felt so good. I tell you, she sucks cock way better than my girlfriend. She was taking my cock down her throat like it was nothing. It felt so good too. I kept looking at the entrance way afraid someone might come into the kitchen, but no one did.”

“So, she gave a good blow job?”

“She gave an amazing blow job. She got my dick so hard. Then she stood up and lay on the kitchen table and told me to fuck her on the table where her family eats. I ripped off her white lace panties, laid her on her back, spread her legs and slid my cock into her. Oh my God, her pussy felt so good! I had to play with her tits too, I started sucking her nipples and fucking her really hard. She told me to cum inside her because she was on the pill. I fucked her so hard until I came all inside her. When we were done, she cleaned my cock off with her tongue, pulled up my jeans, slid her white lace panties into my jean pocket and said this was our little secret, but she was giving me her panties as a souvenir to remember it by. So, right now, I am home in my bed, stroking my cock with her white lace panties. They smell just like her sweet pussy and they are so soft… ohhhh… ohhh… I’m going to cum… oh God…. I’m going to cum… Ahhhhh…”

13. Tease and Denial

Tease and Denial is just what it sounds like. You tease a cock and deny it to orgasm and to cum. There are many ways to tease a man and deny the one thing he really wants.

-Please…-

“Hi, this is Jason. I want to cum so bad, but you won’t let me.”

“No, you can’t cum until I say you can.”

“Okay. I won’t.”

“Do you have any porn there?”

“Yes.”

“Put on your favorite porn movie, one that will get your cock hard.”

“Okay.”

Jason puts on a porn.

“What porn did you put on?”

“Two girls sucking on a guy’s cock.”

“Good. Is that a fantasy of yours?”

“Yes, very much so.”

“Now imagine one of those girls is me… taking my tongue and licking around your balls… up your cock… lips over your head… gently sucking your cock… caressing your cock with my tongue… doesn’t it feel good?”

“Mmmmmm…”

“The other girl comes over and licks up and down your cock too… you feel two warm, wet tongues licking up an down your cock… you feel the pressure building up… it feels so good.

“Mmmmm…”

“Remember, no cumming until I say you can cum. Understand?”

“Mmmm… yeah.”

“Now, take your cock and jerk it really fast… that’s it… keep jerking it really fast. Okay, now jerk it really slow… jerk it fast again… now slow… jerk it fast… now slow…”

“Mmmm… Can I cum?”

“No, not yet. Take some lube or lotion and put it on your fingertip… slide your finger under your cock and down to the base. Now take the tip of your finger and rub that spot… that’s it. How does that feel?”

“”Oh God… I want to cum so bad… please let me cum… please?”

“No. Not until I say you can. Now stroke your cock really fast again and rub that spot at the same time.”

“Please? … Please let me cum… I need to cum… it hurts so bad I want to cum… pleeeeeeaaaaase?”

“How bad do you want it?”

“I want it really bad. Really, really, really bad. Please.. please… please… please?”

“Yes, you may cum.”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!”

14. Infantilism

Infantilism is simply a desire to experience an infantile role. Note that I am not saying that it is necessarily a sexual desire, though it is sexual for some. Nor am I saying that the desired infantile role necessarily be realistic.

But that's basically it: someone who practices infantilism is called an "infantilist" or sometimes an "adult baby" (often abbreviated "AB"), and all they want is to be consensually treated in a babyish way, though what that means varies widely. Usually, though, it means being diapered (some ABs use their diapers for their intended purposes, while others just wear the diapers as part of the outfit), or dressed in adult-size babyish clothing, or having a bib put on when one eats, or drinking from baby bottles, or crawling rather than walking, or a combination of these and/or other elements.

One thing that's important to understand is that none of this necessarily has anything to do with real babies or children. I bring this up because ABs are widely misunderstood and the ignorant often draw connections where none exist. I have no doubt that there are pedophiles and child molesters out there who are also ABs, just as there are child molesters who are also baseball fans, but I have seen no evidence showing that ABs are any more likely to sexually molest a child than non-ABs.

This is not to say that adult babies are nonsexual. Some ABs enjoy being babied as a way to unwind, reduce stress, or feel loved and cared about, but others do derive considerable sexual pleasure just from being babied. Some may actually masturbate in their diapers or desire to engage in sex acts with others while dressed in babyish clothing. We are talking about adults, after all. Some use their infantilism in a sexual way at times and a nonsexual way at other times. It appears that the majority of ABs seem to focus on the sexual side, however.

How often an AB actually engages in his or her infantilism varies widely. There are some who have a relationship in which they are babied by their partner and are always in their baby role, at least to some degree. Others will be babies over weekends, or one night a month, or one night a week, behaving in ways that have come to be called "normal" at other times. It all depends on how often the mood strikes, whether there is a partner willing to help, how often the partner is willing to help, and other factors.

It is difficult to say why people become adult babies. The vast majority seem to have a deep-seated need to act out a baby role, a need that probably has its roots in childhood experiences of some sort. One possibility is that there was some sort of childhood abuse or trauma, causing the person to want to relive a trauma-free childhood. Another possibility is that the transition to adulthood was traumatic, and the person now wants to return to the times before the trauma. But those are only two possibilities among many, I am sure. There are also those who have discovered infantilism while exploring other types of sexual role-playing.

Closely related to ABs are those who have a sexual fetish for diapers themselves. Often called diaper fetishists or "diaper lovers" ("DLs" for short), they often gravitate to the same resources as ABs; ABs and DLs are often confused for one another. The confusion is increased by the fact that some people are both ABs and DLs, enjoying diapers for themselves but also for their connection with babyishness. But there are DLs who are not at all interested in being treated like babies.

It is hard to imagine a more harmless fetish than infantilism. The adult baby does not necessarily wish to whip anyone or be whipped, to tie anyone up or be tied up, or to handcuff anyone or be handcuffed. As with the rest of the human race, there is a great deal of variety among ABs, but they have one thing in common: they want to return to a time of life when we were all unconditionally loved and cared for.

-Good Boy-

“Hello?”

“Hi mommy.”

“Hi sweetie. How is mommy’s little baby doing?”

“I’ve been a bad boy mommy.”

“You have? What did you do?”

“I went poopy in my diaper mommy.”

“Well, that’s not a bad boy. That’s mommy’s good boy. Let’s get your diaper changed. There… does mommy’s baby feel all better now?”

“Yes mommy.”

“Is my baby hungry?”

“Yes mommy.”

“Come over here and lay in mommy’s lap. That’s a good boy. Here, suck on mommy’s nipple. There you go. Wow, mommy’s baby is hungry little boy.”

“Mmmm… mommy’s milk is the best. I love you mommy.”

“I love you too baby. Come here, let’s burp you now. “

“Burp.”

“There you go. Fell better now?”

“Yes mommy. I need a bath now.”

“Yes you do. Now let’s get t hose clothes off you while the warm water is filling your bath. My baby loves warm baths, doesn’t he?”

“Splash, splash, splash mommy.”

“You silly boy. Look at you all wet and mommy’s wet too!”

“Bath all done mommy.”

“Okay sweetie, let’s get you dried and dressed.”

“Mommy, cuddle with me.”

“Come here sweetie. Lay on mommy’s lap and snuggle against my breasts. I know how much you like to snuggle against mommy’s breasts.”

“I love mommy’s breasts.”

“Awww… aren’t you a sweet boy. Let me rock you to sleep. Go to sleep my little sweet boy… go to sleep…”

-Diapers for Thought-

"Hello?"

"Hi. Can I talk to you about something?"

"You can talk to me about anything."

"Well, at the age of just past two, when my mom had decided that she was done with changing my diapers, those strange feelings of being forced to be a big boy started to rattle in my brain. How come the other kids got to stay in diapers? I thought. What did I do wrong? I fell asleep many nights to dreams of still being diapered, even though I was just barely old enough to consider such strange ideas. I remember thinking that this must be what all kids go through, wondering what that next step is in "a life beyond diapers". The trouble is, my little mind was becoming obsessed already with the concept that the diaper was my friend and we should remain together, forever! That's about when I first started to try back on my old plastic pants. I didn't know why, I just did. A year or so later, there was a real baby born into the household, and diapers were back around in the wash, etc. I was constantly intrigued by them, and my heart would race when I'd see them coming out of the wash to be folded for another use. They smelled so clean, and so plastic... Mmmmmm.... For many years afterward, whenever I got a chance to sneak some item of baby clothing in for a closer inspection, I did. Honestly, for those next 8-10 years, I don't remember anything other than just being obsessed with diapers and plastic pants, no matter where I saw them. I started to go down the baby aisle in stores, making sure to check out the newest and latest pacifiers and other baby goods. The triple packages of Gerber plastic pants just seemed like heaven to me... Three times the fun! But, what is it that drives a 12-13 year old to have this strange fascination for diapers and baby things. I hadn't a clue. It wasn't until I hit my twenties that I started seeing articles that proved to me that I was not alone in my diaper activities. And then that first mention of infantilism came along and I finally realized what I had been into all of these years, without having a clue as to what it really was called. Now I knew that I was a closet infantilist without ever having known it... In a way, it felt good to finally have a name for it, even though it's been so confusing with other more derogatory (pedo) terms. At least I knew my motives were always pure, and they had nothing to do with infants or messing with kids or babies; they just had to do with my feeling as if I had been cheated out of being a baby and being forced out of diapers before I was emotionally ready for the real world. So those are the roots of my infantilism. I can tell you that little kids aren't overtly sexual at such a young age, but those feelings of belonging to diapers were there for me right then and there, sexual or not. Those same feelings have remained deep inside my brain now for over half a century, in one form or another. I know there are others that have discovered diapers along their path in life, and they have also found great joy is wearing and using, but I often wonder, are they true infantilists? Do they really have this rooted deep into their personalities like I do. It's not meant to take away from their experiences, just to consider, did they maybe always have this rattling around in their brains, too, and they just never put 2+2 together to realize that their fascination for diapers was also rooted in their very early years?"

"Interesting, it does make you wonder just when it started, or if it has truly always been there... in the mind or the back of the mind."

"Exactly. I also realize that there are other people that never got out of diapers (bedwetters & pants-wetters) and as they eventually became sexual beings at 8-12 yrs of age, they too probably began to attach strong feelings to the diapers they had been forced to wear for whatever reasons (humiliation, bedding & clothing protection, etc.). Considering that diapers do enclose that "special region" of the anatomy that has such massive taboos attached to it, it's not surprising they become diaper lovers later in life, if they spent many years diapered in their formative years."

"True."

"Well, that's my story, I just wanted to share it with someone. Thank you for listening."

"Sure anytime."

"Have a good evening."

"You too."

15. Mi"sex"llaneous

Every now and then I get the odd ones that you just can’t classify or categorize. The type that makes you go “huh?” after you hang up with the caller. You wonder what has happened to this person to make them go to a place like this or what drug they have been doing. Sometimes, it’s neither, just pure unadulterated insanity or… just their preference that turns them on. Who are we to judge, right?

Here is what I call “The Best Of” the strange and unusual calls I have actually received over the years. Yes, these were actual calls.

-Popping Cherry-

“Hello?”

“Hi. I am about to have sex with my girlfriend and I want you to listen to us.”

“Okay. What do you guys look like, so I can get a visual image of you two?”

“I’m 5’11”, black hair, brown eyes, 180 pounds and my girlfriend is 5’2”, red hair, blue eyes, DD titties and the sweetest pussy ever.”

“You two sound hot.”

“You want to say hello to her?”

“Sure.”

At this point, I hear a falsetto voice on the phone talking to me.

“Hello?”

“Hi, you sound really hot. Tell me what your boyfriend is doing to you.”

“He’s so big. He’s in my pussy now. His cock is so big.”

I hear a squeaking noise, similar to that of someone rubbing a rubber ball with their finger. I hear the guy moaning, then the girl, then the guy… never at the same time though. Then suddenly I hear a lot “pop!”

“Oh shit! Oh shit!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Oh shit! Oh baby no!”

Then I hear the noise equivalent to someone blowing up a beach ball with a leak in it. I hear the hissing noise of the air leaking out.

“I killed my girlfriend…” Phone hangs up.

From what I gather on this call, there was no girlfriend. His girlfriend was actually a blow up doll and he was doing her voice. Apparently, he popped her and was trying to blow her back up!

-Alien Sex Fiend-

“Hello?”

“Hello. My earth name is Jack.”

“Your earth name?”

“Yes, I am not from this planet. I come from a planet called Datura, I am a Daturian. I’ve been living on your planet for several years now to observe the ways of earthling life. I must ask, what do you look like?”

“I have auburn hair, green eyes, 5’ 6”, about 125 pounds. What about you?”

“My earth casing is that of 6’4”, 230 pounds… I find your cuisine here simply delicious, black hair, blue eyes. I have to ask. What are your measurements in US amount?”

“32DD, 26, 34.”

“Very appealing to the earthling eye I see. Tell me, what do you like to do for sexual fun?”

“I like to have sex in public places, use toys, explore, and try new and different things. What about you?”

“Do you have nice ears?”

“Yes, why?”

“Ears are how we have sex on my planet, Datura. Sexy ears turn me on. Do you have sexy ears?”

“I do.”

“Are they adorned with jewelry?”

“They are. I have two piercing in each ear.”

“Very beautiful. Tell me, have you ever had sex with someone not from your planet?”

“No,. can’t say that I have.”

“Tell me, would you ever try to have sex with someone not from your planet?”

“The thought actually never occurred to me, to be honest with you. You actually have sex with your ears? How does that work? I mean do both the male and female use their ears?”

“The male takes what you call a tongue and sticks it in the female’s ear and licks until orgasm.”

“Where does your orgasm come from?”

“Both the male and female orgasm through the ear.”

“How do you procreate?”

“We don’t have sex for procreation, only for pure enjoyment reasons. Every female is born with three egg pods and on their 20th born date, the pods open and they are born with three babies. No male needed to procreate. We are there for pure pleasure and enjoyment.”

“So, what are the men good for on your planet?”

“We are there to service the female and their offspring. Take care of them. We are predestined at birth to be together. An arranged commitment, as those on your planet call it.”

“So, what kind of sexual pleasure do you experience besides the whole ear thing?”

“We also enjoy rubbing what earthlings call a nose in the ear as well. That is like foreplay for us. It makes our tongues swell and secrete a fluid that gives off what you call a pheromone scent to the female ear.”

“So, the ear is the main focal point when having sex?”

“Yes, unless…”

“Unless what?”

“Unless you are into kinky sex.”

“What is kinky sex for Daturians?”

“When we take what you call a penis and place it in the female’s vagina.” He giggles a little nervously.

“Well, that’s what we call normal sex.”

“I know and that’s what fascinates me about the people on this planet. Everyone is into kinky sex. I have never tried kinky sex before. Have you?”

“Well, yeah, but it’s not kinky to us.”

“What do you consider kinky then?”

“Anal sex is considered kinky.”

“What is anal sex?”

“When someone places a penis into the ass of a male or female.”

“Male also?”

“Yes, some men like anal sex.”

“Oh my. That must hurt. I would never think of that. Does it feel good?”

“At first it is a little painful, but then, it feel good. It all depends on the size of the penis and how tight the ass hole is.”

“I am very curious about this anal sex. Tell me, how does one practice this to prepare for it?”

“Well, there are a lot of different toys out there that you can practice with.”

“When you say toys, do mean like Legos or Lincoln Logs?”

I laugh. “No, I’m talking about sex toys like dildos, vibrators and butt plugs. You can buy them at sex stores or on the internet.”

“Tell me, does a person use other objects besides this sex toys?”

“Yes, they do.”

“Such as?”

“Candlesticks, food items, things they find around their home.”

“When you say food items, what kind of food items are you talking about?”

“Carrots, cucumbers, hot dogs… things like that.”

“I do have a cucumber in what you call a refrigerator. Shall I go get it?”

“Sure, if you want to try anal.”

“I will be right back then. Don’t go away.”

He leaves for about 30 seconds, then returns.

“I have the cucumber. Walk me through what I should do with it.”

“Do you have any lubrication?”

“Lubrication?”

“Yes, penis lube, baby oil, Vaseline… something like that.”

“I don’t have any of those things. I do have butter though, will that work?”

“That should work.”

“I will be back again.”

He leaves for a minute again and returns.

“I am back with butter. Tell me what to do now.”

“Are you naked?”

“Yes, my clothes are off. Now what is next?”

“Take the butter and rub it all over the cucumber really good.”

“Okay, that is done.”

“Now, squat on your knees and take some of the butter and rub it around your anal opening.”

“Oh wow.. wow.. that feels nice.”

“Then once you have done that, take the cucumber and put it in the opening of your anal opening, then gently push the cucumber in.”

“Oh wow… oh… oh… that is naughty… oh… oh…oh…”

“Gently glide in and out of your asshole, going deeper each time. Does it feel good?”

“It feels most good. This is really kinky. I see why you earthlings like this. Ohhhh… ohhhh… ohhhh…”

“Keep doing that until you have the cucumber all the way inside of you.”

Then I heard the strangest noises coming from him. A screeching noise combined with moans and panting. Noises that were inhuman.

-The Bug Stomp-

“Hello?”

“Hi. Are you wearing high heeled shoes?”

“Not at the moment, but I can put some on. Would you like me to do that?”

“Yes, please.”

“Any particular color?”

“Yes, white.”

“Okay. I am walking to my closet to get my white stiletto heels. Found them. Would you like me to put on some stockings first?”

“Yes, that would be nice.”

“Sliding on my white thigh stockings now. Attacking them to my garter.”

“Perfect.”

“What would you like me to do now?”

“What is your name?”

“Melissa.”

“Nice to meet you Melissa, I’m Bob.”

“Nice to meet you Bob.”

“Melissa, have you ever stepped on a bug before?”

“Well, yeah, who hasn’t?”

“What did it sound like?”

“Well, it depends on what kind of bus it was.”

“what bug have you stepped on that makes the loudest crunching noise?”

“Well, those pill bugs crunch loudly, but I think it would have to be the snail.”

“Do you have roaches in your home?”

“No, thank goodness.”

“Melissa, I want you to go outside and find some bugs to step on with your white stiletto heels.”

“Okay.”

“Let me know when you are outside.”

“I am outside now walking to find a bug to step on. I see a one of those pill bugs.”

“Oh good, step on it and put the phone to it, so I can hear the body crunch.”

I put the phone to the heel of my shoe and Bob hears a crunching noise.

“Did you hear that Bob?”

“Yes, I did. Are there bug guts on the heel of your shoe?”

“Yes, they show up good on my white heel.”

“Perfect. Describe to me what it looks like.”

“There are whitish, greenish bug guts all over my heel.”

“Mmmm… beautiful. Now find another bug.”

“Okay.. I think I see a beetle up ahead.”

“Go and step on it.”

“Okay, I am putting my phone down to my heel again…. Did you hear the crunching noise?”

“Ohhh.. ahhh.. yes I did. Very exciting. Tell me what is on your white heel now?”

“Some red, green and white bug guts.”

“Does it show up nicely on your white heel?”

“It does.”

“Mmmm… ohhhh.. yesss…. Mmmmm…. I wish you could take a photo of it. Mmmm….”

“It’s pretty messy.”

“Very nice. Now find another bug please. You are doing amazing.”

“I see a snail up ahead crossing the sidewalk.”

“Nice… mmmm…. Yesss…”

“I am putting the phone down to my heel again as I crunch the shell with my heel.”

“Mmmmm… ohhhhhhh… yessssss…. Mmmmm…”

“Did you hear that?”

“Oh.. ohh…. Ohhhh… I’m going to cum… oh yessss…. Quick…. Tell me what is on your heel.”

“Slimy snail guts and part of its shell.”

“Ohhhh…. Yesssssss…. Mmmmm…. Ohhhhhh…. I’m going to cum… mmmmm…. Ohhhhhhhh…. I’m cumming…..”

It’s amazing what you can do with a heel and cornflakes.

-Everything, Butt Hair-

“Hello?”

“Hi, my name is Frank. What is yours?”

“This is Melissa.”

“Hi Melissa. Do you have strong butt cheeks?”

“Yes, I do. I work out every day. Why?”

”Have you ever sat on anyone’s head and pulled their hair out with your butt cheeks?”

“No, I haven’t. I have you had that done to you before?”

“Yes. I pay a woman to sit on my head and squeeze a lock of my hair and pull a patch out with her butt cheeks, until I have a bald spot.”

“Doesn’t that hurt?”

“Not really, it feels very nice. Would you do that for me?”

“I suppose I could, I try anything once. Now what do I do?”

“Are you wearing panties?”

“Yes, some pink lace ones.”

“Take those off, then sit on my head, take a lock of my hair and put it between your butt cheeks and squeeze your butt cheeks very tightly, then lift up and pull my hair out.”

“Okay. Here, I am sitting on your head, your hair is between my butt cheeks… I am lifting my ass up and pulling your hair… can you feel it?”

“Oh yessss… do it again!”

“With another patch of hair?”

“Yesss… it feels very good.”

“Okay, here we go… feel it?”

“Oh my God.. yesssss…. Yessss…. Again… again!”

“Pulling again… oh wow, that time it left a really good bald spot.”

“Ahhhhh…. Yessssssssss…”

-Vlad the Inhaler-

“Greetings, my name is Vlad.”

“Hello Vlad, my name is Melissa.”

“Have you ever met a real vampire before?”

“No, can’t say that I have.”

“I am a real vampire. I live off blood. Does that frighten you?”

“Not frighten, more like fascinates me. Tell me more.”

“I sleep in a coffin during the day. I have real fangs. I go out at night and find my prey. I love the blood of young girls. Melissa, how old are you?”

“I’m 19 years old.”

“Are you still a virgin?”

“Yes, how did you know?”

“I can sense the fear in your voice. I can smell the innocence in your hair. I bet your blood is very sweet.”

“I don’t know, I have never tasted my own blood.”

“Are you menstruating right now?”

“Yes, how did you know?”

“I know everything. I can smell the blood. I can almost taste it. Why don’t you lay back and let me enjoy your menstrual scent.”

He sniffs long and deep.

“Mmmmmm… oh yes. So young. So fresh. May I take your tampon out of your vagina?”

“Will that make you happy?”

“Indeed it will.”

“As you wish, my Lord.”

“Mmmmmmm…. The aroma is exhilarating. I can smell the fertileness of your body. So invigorating. So illuminating. I want you Melissa. I want every ounce of you. I want to taste you.”

“Then take me. Take me Vlad. I am all yours. Give me the bite of life and death.”

“Your taste is so sweet my dear Melissa. I can feel your blood move throughout my veins and throughout my whole body. Your blood is going straight to my cock and making it so hard. Look, Melissa, look at what you have done to me. You have aroused me like no woman has.”

“Take me my Lord. Take all of me.”

“Mmmmm… oh yes… yes my dear Melissa. I am taking you in all your flesh. Devouring you inch by inch. Taking your essence, your youthful life. You now belong to me. Your soul, mind, body, heart… all of you is now in my possession. Feel the life I have breathed into you. The life of death, despair and agony shall run through your veins for eternity. You shall know my suffering and pain that I have endured over the years. The loneliness that I have experienced. The isolation I’ve co-habitated with. You shall know my pain and sorrow. Mmmm… oh yesss… yesss… ohhhhh… ahhhhh…. Ahhhh…. take my sexual energy… take it… take it… Ahhhhhhhhh!”

-Living Doll-

"Hello?"

"Hi, my name is Amber and I want to share a fetish with you, is that okay?"

"Hi Amber, go right ahead."

"When I was a little girl, I really loved playing with dolls. I would dress them up, brush their hair and create these make believe lives for them. My Barbie collection was huge and I had all the accessories, cars, clothes, dollhouse... everything. They all lived in my dollhouse in my bedroom and I built an entire world for them. My favorite doll was a Malibu Barbie that I called Cindy. She was beautiful and perfect and I adored her and wanted to be just like her when I grew up. It came to the point that I was obsessed over her. I took her everywhere and imagined what it would be like to be her. Most girls outgrow their dolls, but I never did. I’m 24 years old now. Do you find me strange?”

“No, I don’t. Please continue. This is interesting.”

“Well, I have worked and saved my money and this past year, I had several surgeries to make me look like my beloved Barbie doll, Cindy. The hair, the breasts, the contacts, the clothes, a pink convertible and I even bought a house in Malibu. I’m now a real living Malibu Barbie doll. I learned how to sew, so I can make my own clothes and outfits that resemble the ones that Malibu Barbie wears.”

“You must get a lot of stares from men.”

“Yes, I do, from women also. But, I am so obsessed with Malibu Barbie, that I even went as far as to find a boyfriend who looks like Malibu Ken. But, he never had any of the surgeries or anything, he just looks like that naturally.”

“Wow, now that’s cool.”

“Actually, at first I thought so too. But, now he wants to marry me and have children. Thing is, I am not a natural blonde, nor do I have blue eyes. In fact, everything physical about me is fake and now I have no idea how to tell him. I am afraid that I will lose him and the perfect life I have planned for us.”

“Well, I have no idea what to tell you. I guess just be honest with him. If he really loves you, he’ll understand I’m sure.”

“I know I have to tell him the truth, I am just afraid to. Anyway, thanks for listening to me. I don’t know what I am going to do, but you are right, I need to tell him the truth. Goodbye.”

-Boss’ Boy Toy-

"Hello?"

"Hi. My name is Jerry and I am 22 years old and work for a company that employs about 150 people at my location. The owner is a wealthy lady who was divorced many years ago and is now concentrating on her career. She is upper 30′s or so and very attractive but seems like she has no interest in sex as she is always very strict and straight lace with the staff."

"Okay."

"So, she got sick and went into the hospital and even though we sent flowers and a nice card from the office I went to see her as she has always been nice and given me good advice. I was told what room she was in and entered slowly which was a good idea because she was resting. I decided to sit down and wait for her to wake up as I had cleared my calendar for the night. She tossed and turned and her blanket and sheet came off and her hospital gown did little to cover her lower body. I saw her extremely hairy pussy and got rock hard immediately. I felt badly for seeing her like that but could not get rid of my hard-on. So I got up and went into the bathroom to jerk off. I slowly shut the door and immediately pulled out my cock and grabbed it and pumped it quickly through my clenched fist. My balls were churning and I was about to cum so I started to play with my cum slit when the door to the bathroom opened and she gasped at me openly masturbating in front of her."

"Oh my. What happened?"

I immediately froze and tried to muster an apology when she apologized and told me she was sorry for barging in on me when I was obviously in a private moment. She turned to leave abut I could not imagine myself finishing up and told her to stay and I would go. She said that was fine only if I accepted her apology so I did. Unfortunately, my hard on didn’t go away and she asked me what I was thinking about while I thought I was alone. I tried to leave and she grabbed my cock and asked me again. Precum oozed from my cock as she slowly toyed with it and demanded to know what was on my mind. I told her I usually think of hairy pussies when she asked if I had seen her naked."

"What did you tell her?"

"I admitted I did and she asked if that excited me. I told her she was going to make me cum and she asked if I’d rather cum via my hand, her hand, her mouth or her hairy wet pussy. I said nothing and she sat up on the sink and told me I had to cum inside her in 1 minute or leave."

"Oh my God. Did you?"

"I started pumping her for all I was worth and lasted about 15 seconds. I yanked out my cock and shot off all over her chest, pubic hair and tits. I felt like I would collapse and she told me to lean against the sink. I did. She told me she’d clean me up as she was to blame for the mess. She then dropped to her knees and started licking my balls and cock firmly until I was throbbing in anticipation again. She asked me why I liked hairy pussies and I told her it made me feel like I was being forced to perform when I saw a truly hairy woman, like she owned me and was better than me as I have little pubic hair. She told me to eat her and do a good job or she’d tell everyone I was a homo. I started in on her clit right away and did my best to make her cum. She bucked her hips against my face and forced my tongue inside her ass she came on my face and pumped juice from my chin to my nose. She then told me to be ready to jerk off and she’d be right back. She left and returned a bout 2 minutes later with a hot nurse who looked at my cock and said “If you haven’t shot off on her nipples in 2 minutes, I’ll call the cops.” I grabbed my cock and pumped it so furiously I thought I’d hurt myself and came as she started counting down from 20…19…18. With a big groan I came hard and lunged forward to spread it into her nipples. She raked her fingernails across my ass and I shot several more times. She told me she’d be at work in 2 days and I should plan on staying late. I did and ended my evening after proving 3 women could make me cum at least 7 times and eating these same hot women to a total of 11 orgasms and fucking them through 6 more times."

-Midnight Tryst-

"Hello?"

"The Son of the Devil comes to me. Satan’s spawn in all his sensual glory. He makes demands of me, not often with words, but with his body. His touch directs me, although I am powerless to resist his wants, his needs."

"Why does he come to you?"

"I don’t know why he chose me. He started coming four months ago. He has told me he comes only to me, and I must believe him."

"When does he come?"

"He arrives at Midnight, always. But I never know when to expect him. He only comes when I am sleeping. He enjoys wakening me, his hands and mouth and breath on my naked skin. I am soon awake and eager to do his bidding. He is my God, and I make my sacrifices to please him."

"What does he look like?"

"His body, which as first appears human, is at closer introduction far different. His lips are fuller and more sinful than any woman’s’. His shoulders are broad and so is his back. His skin is smooth like satin and slicked with sweat as he covers my body with his own. His eyes are blacker than Midnight. He is never rough, but he pushes the limits of my body and I am left with a sweet ache in the morning.

He is given free roam of my body. He whispers to me as he touches me, his voice low and as caressing as his fingers. Seduction is the art and he is the master artist. He parts my legs and touches me there, inviting and engulfing my cries of helpless pleasure. He calls me his sweet angel while licking my collarbone. Soon, neither of us can bare the torment of our own making any longer, and he comes inside me in a rush of hot pleasure. My gasps fill the dark air of the room as he moves within me. He caresses my body as he loves me, drawing moans of ecstasy from me."

"Wow. Then what happens?"

"He soon gets harder, more urgent, reaching for his own climax. I cry out in my wicked pleasure and embrace the Son of the Devil. Then he lowers his mouth to the tender flesh at my throat, and bites. My whole body arches beneath his, and I whimper in pain and helpless delight. The final temptation is taken as he spills his seed into my womb and fills his mouth with my blood. Then he withdraws and slips away. My sweetly used body throbs and I wonder when he will return."

-You’re Mine-

"Hello?"

"You are walking down the road in your miniskirt. Probably on your way home from the store, or school, or work. Fuck, I don't care where you're coming from, but I'm not letting a hot piece of ass like yours get away. I know you'd more than likely never let me take you in the back of the alley and have my way with you, but that's not stopping me. I watch you from a parking lot, and I know these streets better than you, I imagine. I start up my SUV, and drive pass. You look up. Maybe you're hoping for this. Why else would you walk around this part of town looking like that? Or maybe you are really that clueless. Or maybe you sense something unexpected coming your way. Like I said, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to show you what a slut you can really be. I smile at you. You look away. Good. I love the innocent act. It makes my cock go stiff. I race off and around the block. I pull into a dusty alley that I know is never used for anything besides illegally dumping garbage. I get out and run down to the end. I light up a smoke and wait for that sweet ass of yours to sway past me. It takes longer than I expect, and for a moment, I think you may have turned around. You may have gotten away from me. But thankfully, I hear your feet tap closer to me. I stand where I am, not even attempting to hide myself. I know you won't run right away. Not many people expect to be raped in an alley. You emerge in my vision, and I am quicker than a speeding bullet. I grab you by the back of your hair, and I rip you backwards into the alley. You scream..."

"Ahhh.. Uhhhhh... Noooo..."

"I quickly slam my hand over your mouth, and I whisper, "Shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you." You instantly obey, and I know now you're going to make this much too easy more me. You grab at the back of your head, trying to get me to release you. It probably twinges a bit, but its nothing you wont get over. You stumble awkwardly further into the alley as I lead you at a fast pace. The alley takes a bend, and I stop. It is here I will take you. Trees surround us on every side, and this section of alley is a dead end."

"No!"

"Shut up bitch! I reach between your legs, going after what I want. You scream through my hand again, and I warn you, "Do that again, Bitch, and this alley will be your grave."

"Noo...please stop!"

"You cry and close your eyes as I massage your pussy through your panties. I can feel moisture being licked up by the cotton already, which means you were getting hot and bothered as I drug you over here, which also means you're going to like this more than I thought. You're a good slut, aren't you?"

"Mmmmhhhmmm."

"Good, I knew you were. I move your panties to the side and shove two fingers to the knuckles inside your warm hole. You quiver, and I ask you again, You're a good slut, aren't you? Say it bitch! Say you want me to fuck you!"

"Mmmm... No... please don't hurt me!"

"I'm not going to hurt you, I am just going to fuck you like the slut you are! You start crying. Fine be stubborn. I'm going to fuck you either way. I push you down into dirt and hold you down with my right hand, while I pull your panties down your silky smooth legs. I get them off over your shoes and smell them. These smell like you're a horny whore. You want to smell them? No? I'll bet you'd love to taste them then. I press them against your lips but they won't budge open. I smack you across the face. Open that goddamn slut hole of yours. I must be a magician cause your mouth follows my orders like open sesame. I shove your panties in your mouth. That's better. I knew you were a good slut. I unzip my pants, and my bulging boner shoots out at you. Your eyes widen as you realize this is all really happening. Or maybe you've never seen a real man's dick. I'm no porn star, but I've got a hefty piece of meat. Seven inches long and a thickness most men never achieve. Although, that could just be you affecting me. I haven't fucked something as hot as you in awhile now. I don't take anytime at all. I know what it is I'm after. I push my mushroom head cock against your inviting pussy lips and thrust it forward. You grunt into your panties. I guess you haven't had someone my size inside you yet. I thrust back and forth, until you've thoroughly coated my cock with your pussy juices. Yeah baby, you can cum if you want. Get my dick wet. Once again, my rough voice is commanding your body like a puppet. I feel your walls clench against me, and your legs shake violently in the air above me. You gasp into your panties, and after a minute of solid rocking, your orgasm falls away. And for the first time, you look me in the eyes. You're looking to see if I am done. Oh no, you're not done yet slut. I pull my cock from you, and you shudder again. I roughly twist you over onto your stomach, and I smack your round ass peeking out from under your skirt. I spit on your ass and move my hands to it, guiding the spit down your ass crack, until I find that tight sphincter, sealed shut against me. I pop a finger in without hesitation, and you turn your head to the side to make sure I can see you shaking your head no. Oh god, I love when they do that. I spit again, I'm gonna fuck your ass whether you like it or not cunt."

"Please... please.. noooo.. noooo!"

"I pop another finger in, and you spit out your panties and scream for help."

"Help! Somebody help me please!"

"That was a bad idea you stupid slut! I pull a rubber ball from my back pocket, kneel on your shoulders, and pop into your mouth. I pull the band around the back of your head, and I pull a rope from my other pocket. I pull your hands behind your back and tie your forearms together. I lower myself back down to your ass and I push the head of my cock against your ass. I try pushing it in, but it isn't giving, so I plunge my dick back inside your pussy to coat it again. I pull out and push against your asshole again. This time, I feel it slipping open. It throbs open and close, and I time myself perfectly! I've been doing this for a while now. It opens, and I thrust as hard as I can. My dick pushes all the way to hilt inside your ass. That feels great you little cock slut. Mmm. I might have to keep you. I move it back and forth, enjoying the way you flop against me. You try fighting it, but you're in no position to fight. I keep my rhythmic pounding going on longer than you probably thought I could, and after ten minutes of constant ass pounding, you stop fighting. In fact, I think I can hear you moaning."

"Mmmm... uhhhhhhh..."

"That's it slut. Enjoy this cock in your ass. I bet all the boys would love to get in this ass. I bet you let them too. Huh? You little slut. Answer me."

"Mmm... uhhhh.. yes."

"God, that makes me want to cum. I grab a handful of your hair with one hand, and I reach under you with the other, grabbing a tit. I massage your tit hard under your shirt, and I pull back on your hair as my thrusts become more powerful. I can feel every muscle on your body vibrating with every slap of my body against yours, with every plunge of dick inside of you, with slap my balls make against your exposed pussy. The cum rushed all at once, and I feel my balls tighten. I pump my gushing cock inside of you, feeling my cum shoot deep into your ass. Yes you slut, take it. Take it like the whore you are! I feel my orgasm dying down, and I pull my cock from your terrorized hole. I grip it hard against the base and roll you over. I'm still not done. I've been mastering multiple orgasm for a long time now. I rub my dick back and forth furiously, and soon I feel that second orgasm building in my balls. Lucky for you, my second is bigger than the first. I pull the ball out of your mouth and let it fall to your neck. You ready to eat my cock, slut? You don't say anything, you're crying. I can't wait for an answer, I feel my volcano about to explode. I lay across your face and shove my dick all the way down your throat, and I mouth fuck you as my balls tighten once more and start to dump their load in your stomach. I pump myself repeatedly, pulling all the way out and sliding all the way back in every time. I know you can taste me because I can smell it. When I'm done, I pull myself out just past your lips, and I squeeze one last stream from my cock and watch it fall on your tongue. I see you about to spit it out but I can't have that. You eat that cum, slut. Don't spill a drop! I put my cock back in your mouth and slowly push it all the way down your throat. You throat spasms against my cock, and I pull out and check to make sure I got it all the way in there. I did. I put my dick away, and I take off all your clothes and replace the ball. I stand you up and walk you back down to the bend in the alley. This time I go right, dragging you along with me. My SUV waits parked for me just where I left it. As we move closer, you start to realize what I'm doing. You thought you were going to be free to go, but didn't you remember me telling you I haven't had a piece of ass like yours in awhile? I can't have you just once. Tonight will be your first night as my live-in whore. You're going to love it, you little slut."

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