The Universe. A huge amount of stars, comets, asteroids and sensuality. Yes, the universe is really sexy. Nothing more beautiful and sexy than watching a supernova a superstar resulting in the extinction of planetary systems and turning everyone and everything within a radius of thousands of miles in dust star. One of these planets was called Waka Waka-. Had this name because the beings who lived aimlessly and without direction that the small planet, intercepted a terrestrial radio signal and since Shakira reigned with his exciting pace and also sensual, as if repeated in all things in the universe.

Unfortunately or not, the inhabitants of a distant solar system ended up affecting almost all galaxies with their culture, quirks and all. Damn those megalomaniacs dirty beings of planet Earth. All peace the tranquility of galaxies was hit by signs unfortunately sent the Terrans satellites. It was never the intention of human pollute the Universal vastness with your music, images and videos. But the Prime Sensuality has been corrupted in some stars. The soap opera was the worst of galactic epidemics. In Mex system, wars were fought because of this pest.

Bloodshed and the extinction was caused in the dispute between two people to define what was best novel: Maria do Bairro or The Usurpadora. The war came to an end when a single follower with long red hair a new package decided outbreak of the central star that fed that system by speaking a "Rebel". That supernova, which remained the primary sensuality as beautiful fireworks, was taken the poor little planet Waka Waka-danced entirely to the ends of the days in the name of Shakira goddess.

A shame because before idolize that rhythm Latin humanoid, were considered Masters in Appease Art and kept the peace in Mex. That was just one of many bloody chain reactions caused by terrestrial signals.

To understand the need Sensuality Universal back to the beginning of the current universe.

They say a great God created everything we know. From a micro crystal hidden in a cave the last known star before the end of the space-time expansion border to the big giant residents of the largest solar star ever. Others say that all beings emerged from musical compositions provided the shock of Silence and Harmony.

Nobody knows for sure, but the worst of the worst bars corners of the universe surrounds the legend - and this is my favorite - that in fact it was just a bet of two opposing beings. Light and Darkness, Shadow and Clarity, Sweet and Sour, Good and Bad, Metallica and Lady Gaga. Each place has its version, but no matter how they were opposites, what matters is that they were on a full stomach, after lunching some protons and bosons wandering in the vacuum immensity, since the neutrons were tasteless at the time of eternity. Decided to create.

The bet was: who made the best presentation of win galactic poledance and could create the next universe would live for a few thousand years. The previous had not worked, never would, but it was worth getting a different and sexy way. This explains why our current Universe present, even if it is just a glimpse of sensuality in all things. It started with a lap dance.

The only problem would be submitting the trial. They had a jury to find the best dance and did not trust other dimensional beings. So called or created, not sure, one Intergalactic Boi race giant called Great B'Angus, commonly nicknamed by the Americans as the Big Bang. Rumors said that a cow cousin Big Bang had given rise to the Milky Way, but that's a story for another time.

Opposites beings had no definite form. It was a condensed mass of dust and star power. Manipulated reality the way he wanted then formed together a stage with thousands of kilometers long and two pipes, a crystal and other gold, to submit to the huge Steer was in the center of everything.